Yes that is right, playing Guitar Hero not only makes you a fool who is more likely to live with their mother than someone who owns every Spiderman Comic it also means you have wasted a lot of money on a bit of plastic, yes that’s right, plastic.

The majority of people that own a full Guitar Hero set do in fact live with their parents still and this really does not surprise me. Anyone that has that amount of money to spend on plastic toys is either very lucky or very stupid. Of course Mr Black’s opinion is that buying one of these full band sets is actually bordering a full blown mental condition.

The above picture shows us the average Guitar Hero user. Both girls look extremley bored and it is of course a fact that they were paid to stand next to him for the advertisement shot.

Any berk that sits at home every night playing on one of those plastic guitars is just stupid. You do not look cool, you have no skill and you should really just get a bloody life!

So how come Guitar Hero has managed to sell thousands across the world? Well it really is quite simple. There are thousands of idiots that are willing to pay over £70 for a bit of plastic with coloured buttons just so they can press these stupid buttons in time with a song that they are fond of.

Mr Black’s Final Word

Stop wasting all of your time and money on cheaply made plastic guitars, get off your fat, lazy asses and learn to play a real frickin instrument! Of course for the losers who are still going to carry on buying this cheap rubbish you could always go for the even poorer DJ Hero that uses very bad plastic DJ Equipment.

DJ Hero is like a version of Guitar Hero for anyone living on a council estate so perhaps next time you are mugging someone for their money you might think about getting this rubbish game.