I made a vow on MrCrip not so long ago that I would no longer swear; my resolve is being tested to the limit when drug taking scumsters like Kerry Katona steal more headlines in the national newspapers than real-life issues such as poverty, child abuse or immigration.

Kerry Katona has apparently suffered a miscarriage which is hard for anyone to have to deal with, but here’s the thing, Kerry Katona’s sex life is splashed all over the papers; this is a woman that has allegedly had more cock than a chicken farmer. It’s no wonder she was up the spout again; Katona has had more spunk inside her than a sperm bank.

Personally, I cannot see how those useless buggers at social services allow a drug addict and alcoholic such as Kerry Katona to care for children and how food-chain Iceland have continued to allow self-confessed drug-addict Kerry Katona to advertise their brand beggars belief.

What a wonderful country we live in where idiotic bints like Kerry Katona are part of the celebrity culture that sends the wrong message to our teenage girls; If you follow the life of Kerry Katona then you will see that taking drugs, drinking excessively and getting pregnant is the way forward.

I wouldn’t shag a woman like Kerry Katona even if she begged me and gave me £1 million such is my utter disgust of a woman who does nothing to enrich the lives of anyone.