Following on from my great post about Hot Water Bottles for Gays I checked out YouTube with regards video of people blowing up Hot Water Bottles like balloons. Now I am game for a laugh, ask my mates, after all they know what MrsCrip looks like! But blowing up hot water bottles, what the hell is that all about?

Blowing up Hot Water Bottles, why would you?

Look I have troubles blowing up those long balloons, let alone getting enough hot air out to blow up hard rubber. Now I can easily get a condom stretched over my disabled napper, but pushing enough to inflate my Gran’s hot water bottle is simply not happening, well not for me anyway. That said there are some distinguished hot water bottle blower uppers who have the art off to a fine tee, and as a result I thought I would share this with you.

Hot Water Bottle Blowing World Record

This is awesome; some stupid European dude from Luxembourg who looks like he has come straight from Eurotrash gets his laughing gear around a hot water bottle and blows harder than a whore at a Stag night.

Indian Woman Blowing Hard

Now we all like our women to blow hard, and this following clip is no exception. The problem with the clip is the woman doing the blowing is about as pretty as a mule, and she is only blowing on a hot water bottle in an attempt to be the quickest woman in the world to blow one up. It’s a pity this Indian wench has not got the sort of lungs that I would be interested in.

So there you go – if you want to do something a little bit mad then robbing your Granny of her hot water bottle and blowing it up when you are next there for Sunday tea has to be on the agenda. And just in case Granny has not got a hot water bottle but prefers an electric blanket instead, here are some links to online stores that will sell you an object to blow-up! And if you do manage to blow one up let me have the footage and I’ll gladly send you some MrCrip goodies.

Amazon Hot Water Bottles
Paprika Shop Hot Water Bottles
The Hot Water Bottle Shop