Believe it or not the majority of our cars look like a bomb has just hit it and why? We are a fat and lazy nation who cannot be arsed to clear up the car even when it only takes 5 minutes.

Sex

Sex is out of the question if you have a car that makes you physically feel sick when getting into it. There are many cars in which crumbs are everywhere making it a nightmare for you to get some action. Your car could be the first thing that a woman lays her eyes on and if your car is a mess it means the car will be the only thing she lays her eyes on which means that night session you were planning could end up in ruins.

Of course this fatty would love to eat all of the crumbs in your car and would also enjoy licking out all those empty crisp packets for a bit of the flavouring. By the looks of her I am sure she wouldn’t mind giving you the once over too!

If you want to be proud of saying “yeah I hit that” then this is what you need to do.

CLEAN OUT THE CAR

Wait until you are at least bonking her full time before you reveal you are just like every other man and are in fact a complete slob.

Scrap the old pile of junk and get a new Audi as well as taking my advice into consideration and soon enough you will be getting women like this inside your car.