It is true to say that many people waste their time and money on holidays they do not need to go on.

Taste, money and tradition have a lot to do with why people choose the place to go to as there are some people that enjoy walking across the countryside (tiring yourself out on holiday doesn’t sound fun to me) and there are others that love to visit spa hotels and of course you get the people who love spending thousands on taking their kids away to places like Disney.

So which one is the worst?

Mr Black’s Opinion- Spa

Well to be honest I cant really think of anything worse than someone slapping a bid of mud on my face in an attempt to relax me. How about these spa staff tip the mud into one of the many hot tubs they have and fight it out in their bikini’s? Now that sounds like a trip worth paying money for!

That's What We Want Our Asian Spa Workers Doing!

As well as this it is possible to do yoga on these spa trips which I can tell you for a fact that unless you have no balls is no help to you at all. When I tried it I was being stretched in places that should not have been stretched and all it made me do is sit out and laugh at the people thinking that this crap was actually helping them.

Many people do not know that spa actually means “health through water” so if you are really interested in relaxing the piece of advice I give to you is stop wasting your bloody money and just run a bath! All of this spa nonsense is in the mind and there are better things to spend your money on. The average cost of one of those caribbean spa holidays will set you back arounf about £1200 so this leads on to the question, what can I get for this amount of money if I were not to take the trip?

Call Girl

The skanky girls cost around £10 each which means you could have 120 whereas the top notch girls that are going to take your balls off are going to cost around £100 a night meaning you could have 12. Sounds like a better way to relax than a rubbish spa treatment if you ask me.

Mr Black’s Opinion- Family Holidays

A family holiday is one of the best ways to throw all of your hard earned cash out of the window. Sure you get so spend a bit of time with the kids and have sex with the wife for the first and last time for the year but you are spending thousands of pounds on just two weeks of your life. Think about what you could do with the money you would save by not taking one of these holidays. In fact here are just some of the best things you could do with the extra cash:

Drop the miserable wife:

Buy yourself a better looking girl, with money you can get anything.

That's More Like It!

New Car

To go along with that new Russian girl you will need a flash car. All is possible with the money you have saved.

More Sex

Now that you have these two you can spend a bit of money taking the new girl for a session abroad.