12 Oct
Posted by MrCrip as Corporate Bullshit!
Woolworths are trying to scare parents into spending vast sums of cash on toys early in the run-up to Christmas by promoting the fact stringent checks are being carried out on exports from China. This follows a story earlier in the year when high levels of lead were found in some Mattel toys.
Nick Hill the head of toys at Woolworths has suggested that stores could run out of this years’ Must Have’ presents. Well, if you ask me Woolworths are scare mongering and are looking to give parents a reason to visit their stores.
What Nick Hill and Woolworths seem unable to recognise is the fact there are plenty of other toy shops which don’t necessarily sell the plastic rubbish that is usually discarded within a matter of minutes after being opened.
What I would advise to parents or for anyone buying a gift for a child is to find a decent Toy Shop that sells traditional toys, wooden toys and educational toys.
Honestly a visit to Woolworths toy department is a vision of what your local municipal tip will look like in 6 months time, as ultimately this is where the majority of the plastic rubbish that is sold will end-up.
Unfortunately; today’s society is so crass, that Woolworths is a mecca for parents that put no real thought and feeling into buying toys for their children. It’s simply a mad-dash around the store to fill a trolley in is as quick as time as possible with no real thought or care.
Well my friends, there is an alternative to buying mass-produced planet-killing toys from Woolworths. Why not try looking for a traditional toy shop that sells wooden toys and educational toys?
There are plenty of great toy shops that only specialise in selling toys that have worth, meaning and value.
In fact why does anyone wanto shop at Woolworths? Their adverts featuring an annoying sheep are so irritating it makes me want to destroy the TV. Then there is the staff at Woolworths, I am sure there must be the odd decent person that works for Woolworths, but stone me ask a question about a toy and its value or its worth to a child and you will be greeted with a vacant expression.
FACT – Christmas is just a numbers game to the management of Woolworths
Aren’t Woolworths only interested in profit, and not the development of a child?
Woolworths, stop trying to scare people into spending money early.
Parents, Try shopping at a decent toy shop where the staff actually have knowledge upon the toys they are selling.
5 Responses
Dan Druff
October 13th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
1Excellent recommendation. For some really brilliant learning toys and some quality traditional wooden toys http://www.mulberrybush.co.uk is the place to shop. Forget Woolies….
Phil
October 14th, 2007 at 12:15 am
2Wooden toys do last longer; I wouldn’t visit that shit-pit Woolworths even if you paid me!
Dan Druff
October 15th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
3Mulberry Bush are, without doubt, one of the best online toy retailers available. Their range of learning toys is excellent. I’ve used them on numerous occasions for birthday and Christmas gifts which have always been well received…
samantha
October 23rd, 2007 at 6:33 pm
4i work in a woolworths but i must say the store i work for isnt scaring people like that, but my department was toys, and when all this china shit was going on, there was no pre-school toys and some boys toys to put out on the shelves, there was just none on the deliverys to put out …
MrCrip
October 24th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
5Well, I think Samantha has just clearly given us all a very good reason as to why we should avoid Woolworths! She is plainy stupid!
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