You have to wonder if the BBC are on some kind of profit share with Kleenex. Why else would they keep serial under-dresser Zoe Salmon on Blue Peter. Seriously it is the only logical reason I can come to. Surely Zoe Salmon only appears on Blue Peter in order to get those grubby little school boys watching the show. Let’s face it Blue Peter is pretty crap otherwise!

You can imagine the rhetoric at Blue Peter time “Mum, go away, I’m doing my homework” – Crap, whenever the slut fest that is Zoe Salmon is on Blue Peter, you know for sure there is going to be a Kleenex patrol needed for the mopping-up operation!

Bedroom door closed, TV on, and whack!

Never before have Blue Peter’s viewing figures been so high, and lets face it todays teenagers are far better off, lets look at what their fathers had to put up with – Leslie Judd, Janet Ellis & Yvette Fielding only Caron Keating (RIP) was the exception to that minging lot.

So the case against the BBC for letting Zoe Salmon get the nations teenagers up and at them follows, need I say any more?

Zoe Salmon in Black Knee High Boots

Zoe Salmon in revealing red dress

Zoe Salmon is a short revealing black dress

Zoe Salmon thighs