Zoe Salmon Ridicules Disabled Children
Well folks, sad to say that a Blue Peter presenter has been caught leading on one of my fellow crips by pretending she too was disabled and that the lad had a chance of some bum action.
I have been sent three conclusive images of Blue Peter bint Zoe Salmon taking the piss, the like I have never seen before!
Image 1 - After spending time at the BBC and hearing about Richard Bacon’s white lines, Zoe thought she would take sexual depravity to a new level and pretend to be a fit bird in a wheelchair.
Let’s get things straight, its very rare you get a fit bird in a wheelchair - so this was a complete shock for the lad who had more than holding the basketball on his mind when depraved Zoe wheeled across to him.
Look at the image more closely, look how he is checking her leg for piss-sack strap marks!
Image 2 - Our intrepid wheelchair user is showing signs of discomfort with Miss Salmon. By this time the childrens television presenter is shocked by reading his sexual wishlist.
Realising she has opened a can of worms, Zoe has ditched the wheelchair and is realising that pretending to be a sexy lady in a wheelchair was a mistake. At the top of the boys list is that fact that he really wants to catheterise Zoe during foreplay with no lubrication.
Look how the boy we have affectionately come to know as ‘wheelchair boy’ is rubbing his hands at the prospect of catheterising the female form.
Image 3 - After careful consideration, it appears Zoe Salmon has agreed to his demands!
She has now taken ‘wheelchair boy’ back to her BBC trailer and is now looking forward to the foley catheter slipping inside her.
Check out the smile on ‘wheelchair boys’ face as his dream is about to come true.
But, and here is the but - Zoe has played her ‘Joker’, look carefully - the sly fox is sitting on steps, she knows only too well that ‘wheelchair boy’ has no chance of pulling himself into the trailer.
The catheterisation party is not going to happen, that is one sexual fantasy down the plughole.
One word for Zoe - Bitch!
For you ‘wheelchair boy’ unluckly, things may change for you in the future, you must know your limits. Perhaps you should get down to the local Leonard Cheshire home and check out some of the female crips who will not be able to run-away!
And the moral of the story is - Ladies, don’t pretend to be disabled! It could get you into all sorts of trouble with boys in wheelchairs who are disguised as wasps and who have fascination with catheters.
John Devlin
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#2. September 25th, 2007, at 5:13 PM.
right, zoe dosent actualy write blue peter so dont have a go at her