Wimbledon tennis fans are fat ugly women
I was out earlier and happened to be in the vicinity of a television which had the men’s final at Wimbledon.
I am not a tennis fan, it’s elitist and full of dicks - look at Tin Henman and Andrew Castle, they’re both a couple of cocks.
Anyway as the cameras kept panning around the crowd, all I could really see was a bunch of fat bints who would keel over if they had to spend more than two minutes on a tennis court.
In a way I felt sorry for both Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal., after all fancy having to look at these fat heffers staring at your members knowing half of them would be pushing bits of plastic up their unused fishy fannies when they got home.
Perhaps if the fat mingers who seemed to make up the majority of the crowd actually played tennis instead of sitting there making stupid noises, then they may not be so bloody unattractive to the male population.
Well if being idolised by fat middle-aged women is your thing then take-up tennis. Personally I’d rather eat my own poo than spend any time with some of the pathetic women tennis fans who obviously eat all day because they have nothing better to do now the kids have left home.
Tennis was and always will be a game for toffs; and the fact you’d be surrounded by big ugly women who scream makes the whole sport even more repugnant.
Richie
#1. July 9th, 2008, at 12:07 AM.
I have just come back from the pub and there was a gaggle (6) of these fat ugly girls at the next table to me all munching away on bag after bag of crisps and telling each other filthy jokes, and I bet they were all over 20 stone. Every few seconds the would burst into loud cackles of laughter, loud enough to burst my eardrums. God, the sight of them was revolting. I gathered that it was some sort of a hen party, and the one that was getting married was about 25 stone, dressed in a very tight white semi-transparent dress. I looked at her and wondered what sort of a moron would want to marry something like that!
Then I come home and read your article. I think I shall have nightmares tonight! I feel sick.