Why Weddings are Anti-Disabled
I’ve had it with Weddings; why the feck any disabled person would want to get married is beyond me. For one most Churches and Registry Offices obviously don’t give a shit about people in wheelchairs.
Here’s why, firstly, isn’t the common expression to have to walk down the aisle? Well blow me, the last time I looked many disabled can’t walk.
Secondly, you have to buy the soon to be divorced Bride and Groom a wedding present. Well the last time I looked at the statistics most disabled people can not afford to heat their homes this winter! Let alone spend money on a present for some snivelling slut and her new husband, only to see it on Ebay a few days later.
Thirdly, and the worst of all - What wanker insists on everybody standing up during the service on multiple occasions? I think it’s a really shitty way on making a person in a wheelchair feel a complete c*nt!
So if Black people are not allowed to be called darkies, coons, negro or nigger, then why the feck should a person in a wheelchair be made to feel a c*nt by one of God’s messengers?
That’s right, there’s one rule for the ethnic minorities and a totally different set of rules for the disabled minority. Is it because many disabled people dribble and scream that nobody really gives a shit?
Personally speaking even if I could stand-up I wouldn’t! Why the feck would I want to stand-up just because some paedophile dressed in a skirt who works in a Church tells me I have to? Bollocks to that, the only thing I’d do for a Church is piss on it!
Take that God, you bastard! Slurp on my cripple’s piss!
Religion is a dead-duck, let’s face it the main reason the Church is in business is due to the fact there are so many many sluts who insist on spending a fortune on having their special day. We all know what a load of shit that is, after the wedding how many times do the bride and groom visit a Church?
It’s hypocrisy all-round. Well bollocks to the Church and their anti-disabled ways. If there was a god, the dozy bastard would have destroyed all his/her places of worship for victimising the poor suffering members of his world.
Written by MrCrip on November 19th, 2007 with
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#2. November 21st, 2007, at 5:09 AM.
First of all I’ve got to say I’m an atheist…I was however brought up in the catholic religion and I do realise its many flaws that you crudely hint at Crip but your main argument here is just plain ludicrous…To suggest that a church wedding.. or any Church is anti-disabled is just completely insane and completely over tthe top PC.
The common used expression “Walk down the Aisle” your citing as part of this prejudicism….what would you prefer? “Do Wheelies down the Aisle?” “Roll down the Aisle?” lol And once this happens where do we stop?…will we no longer be able to say other expressions like “Stand up for yourself” in case there is a handicapped person nearby. Do you also believe the whole country is making you feel like a c*nt when the National Anthem plays or do all the people around you remain seated when they hear it? I don’t understand the connections your making with ethnic groups either…to put standing during a church ceremony in the same league as calling racist names to black people is really stupid and just doesn’t make any sense.
Personally I think your already thinking badly of yourself anyway you don’t need any religion or priest to do that for you….its the only reason to explain the disproportionate hateful posts you write Crip.
I believe in respecting minority groups whether they are disabled, overweight, black muslem, homosexual, etc but what I do object to with all my being is the majority having to change in order to accommodate silly politically correct elements of these minorities…once we start doing that there won’t be one thing safe left to do or say…. and you with all due respect Crip more than likely will be the first to complain about it here when its side effects start effecting something different in your life