Why are all Beauticians so ugly?
So come on, tell me, why are all beauticians so damned ugly?
Whilst I was catching up with the Sopranos on E4 on Sunday I left it a few moments before turning the TV off; It was in this time that E4 was showed a YELL.com sponsorship which was featuring beauticians from the North East of England. It was this feature that got me thinking. Why is it that so many beauticians are so ugly?
Isn’t a strange twist of irony that these professionals who plaster god knows what rubbish onto the faces of women, need more than a splattering of lip-gloss and blusher to pull themselves out of the ‘ugly dog’ mould!
In fact I think if you equated the profession of Beauticians to the animal world you would have to think VULTURE. How else can you describe the beauticians based at their stations in Boots? You know what I saying, as you casually make your way through the store, these creatures are poised and ready to pounce on the poor unsuspecting fool who actually believes half a ton of animal waste is going to improve their life! And talking of which, the women that do work in Boots could re-plaster the Houses of Parliament with the unbelievable amount of make-up they have on the faces.
You can prove to me there is a god, if you can find me a beautiful beautician (without make-up) then you have a miracle!
And who would want to hook-up with a beautician, the bint would forever be sticking the slap-on, you would never be able to get rid of her after close contact due to the tackiness of the make-up, you’d literally be stuck to her!
Getting back to the beauticians that featured on the YELL.com advert, seriously, if I was going to get a make-over from a beautician I would want the bint to look the part, these mingers from the North-East would look the part, only if they were entering the Miss Ugly contest.
Seriously, being a beautician is a waste of time as is paying for a beautician to give you a make-over. If you are ugly deal with it, commit suicide, but don’t waste your time papering over the cracks with a lorry load of cosmetics!
