Why Americans crave to be British
You have to pity our American cousins; typically they are friendly bunch, but don’t all Americans crave to be English?
History - Us Brits have a history that makes us the envy of the world, the Yanks would love our stately homes, Castles and Cathedrals
The Royal Family? - Well the Bush’s and the Clinton’s might like to think they are royalty, but both are surely nothing more than trailer trash born with a silver spoon in their mouths.
Football -?Come on, the Americans have got David Beckham so Football, (sorry soccer) is going to become the #1 sport in the US; can’t you just see Manchester United popping across to New York for a European Champions League match!
Football hooligans?- Elijah Wood pales into obscurity as a football hooligan when compared to Danny Dyer, you have to be English to be a “proper” football hooligan, not some twerpy gay hobbit.
Food - do the Americans have any national dishes? Think Pizza, Burgers, Tacos, Fajitas, Pastrami, think Italy, Germany, Mexican and Italian again! What right-minded Yank could refuse a Sunday roast consisting of the finest mad cow British Beef?
Chefs/Restaurants - Gary Rhodes, Gordon Ramsey, Anthony Worral Thompson, we boast the finest chefs in the world (just don’t tell the French)
Cosy Housing?- Why have a big home, when you can have a cosy terraced house sandwiched in a hole no wider than your average NBA player is tall!
Multicultural Society?- We may have a few faults with the system, but Britain is far more racially settled the America
Ant and Dec?- Admit it, you Yanks would love have to Britain’s top celebrity TV presenters giving it large on the major TV networks on a Saturday night
Vanessa Feltz – Tell me what other country allows a real live Jewish moose to roam free and appear on television, it happens in Britain!
Celebrities - Ask the top American celebs where they would rather be, London. Plain and simple London is the home of celebs throughout the world. Hollywood is a dump, the world knows it but it is all status
Holidays - We have top hotel in top travel destinations such as Torquay, who wouldn’t want a holiday in Devon; bollocks to Florida, California and the like, the Yanks would love somewhere as classic as the English Riviera.
Birmingham?-?The hub of the UK, every country needs a Birmingham, the centre of the Muslim population in Britain and a hot bed of terrorist breeding
Quality Curry Houses?- The national diet of multicultural Britain and a sure contributor of cancer, heart disease with all the shite that goes into making these dishes.
Expensive way of life?- The Americans are desperate to pay more for everything; the thought of getting shagged on everything you buy appeals to anyone, surely?
Wales?- England’s garden, every country needs a Wales; this friendly place is full of simple folk who like nothing better than to accommodate the minted English on their travels.
Written by MrCrip on November 8th, 2007 with
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