Who wouldn’t date Penny Smith are seeing these pictures?

C’mon fellas, you must be gay if you don’t fancy a date with Penny Smith! This woman has a habit of getting men up in the morning with some sexy outfits. Whether this iis by chance or whether this is by choice is irrelevant. Penny Smith is a sexy older woman and there are plenty of lonely old tosspots reading this who would love to date her!

So if you are looking to date a woman like Penny Smith and you happen to be reading this blog - Ha Ha Loser - You need to take some tips for MrCrip if you want to date a career minded woman with stacks of cash. Here is your first tip on how to date a sexy woman.

1. WIN THE LOTTERY

2. Stop looking at pervy pictures and pervy websites and get a life.

3. Go to bed and start dreaming - That’s the only way you are going to do it you saddo!

4. And your final tip for dating sexy women like Penny Smith: join a dating agency

Penny Smith and her lovely tits

Written by MrCrip on November 13th, 2006 with no comments.


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