What not to wear - BBC saves ugly women from certain suicide
A comment on the blog got me thinking a bit more about the BBC and the useless rubbish which is transmitted from the Governments chief spin doctor. Let’s talk about a shite programme on BBC1.
WHAT NOT TO WEAR
Or should it be - WHAT NOT TO WATCH
Now that stick insect Trinny and lumpy Susannah have departed for a fat contract from commercial TV, What Not To Wear is now being fronted by two moose’s apparently saved from being shot by rampaging Canadian hunters.
At least I had fun tying to work out which one of Susannah or Trinny I would rather shag. The two new mingers presenting the show are about as attractive as Michael Barrymore turning up at a swimming pool party.
Model Lisa Butcher, model for what? Balaclavas? and singer Mica Paris, I’m sorry I can’t remember downloading too many Mica Paris tunes - what do these two jokers know about fashion? From what I saw they were struggling to make themselves look half presentable.
Well these two beasts now spend our license money on turning minging, flaky women into sex machines again after not giving a damn following getting married.
FACT - I have categorically told MrsCrip that if she gets fat and horrible she can sod off. I didn’t get together with a fat moose and I don’t expect to end up next to one just because she is in the comfort zone.
I was subjected to watching the two mingers, Butcher and Paris trying to make ugly people look half attractive through changing their clothing styles.
Here’s a tip, supply your audience with free Stella Artois. Or give your targets a circus tent, at least this will help cover their gopping faces as well.
Come off it, the only way the women featured on this programme are only going to get lucky is if the rest of the female population suddenly died.
Oi bints, if you are that thick that you have no idea what clothes you look good in may I make a suggestion - Open your eyes you FAT UGLY TROLLS and look in the mirror.
Isn’t it amazing that so many plain women get lucky and get married. and then proceed to turn in fat, greasy haired monstrosities. Most of the beasts I have ever seen on this programme would find it hard to get a shag in a dog’s home. Look I’m no fashion model, but at least I know how to dress myself properly.
Here’s a fashion tip for all those women that have ever appeared on What Not To Wear. Buy an over-sized pair of long boots, (preferably 6-8 sizes too big, place your feet into the boots and proceed to fill the boots with cement. Wait for the cement to dry and then walk off the nearest pier when the tide is at its highest level.
I’m sick of having to pay out for rubbish like this, in fact I’m surprised I have a TV as there bugger all worth watching. How much longer are you and I going to have to pay for this crap? What Not To Wear is mindless bilge that has no other purpose than to keep a shite ex-singer and a minging ex-model in a job and give lazy plain bints the chance to cheat on their husbands following nothing short of a minor miracle.
