Weddings Abroad
Whilst I was looking for a luxury holiday the other day I came across an interesting post on Weddings Abroad on the Tropical Sky site. I suppose if you are going to get married it would be better to do it abroad rather than having all those leeches coming to the wedding and costing thousands of pounds.
If you have a stunning bird, it’s ony fair that you might want to take her away and spoil her with an ideallic wedding day.
The other good part to a wedding abroad is that if you wanted too you could ditch the minging ‘in-laws’ and not worry about having to kiss your partners auntie who has a thicker moustache than Tom Selleck!
I am tight fisted git and the thought of spending any money on a wedding fills me with absolute dread; I can’t see the point of a bit of paper, after all it’s still the same hole that you are swinging into. The only difference is that after getting married, it is the man that is likely to get more shagged-over once the whole thing goes tits-up!
But if you are living the dream and your bird’s attributes have not yet started to go south then here are some top wedding destinantions.
Wedding in Caribbean - Perfect weather, sandy beache, what more could you ask for?
Wedding in Africa - Diverse scenery, lush landscapes and top wildlife (and that’s just the new wife)
Wedding in Far East - Cheap whores for a threesome early in to the union, this is a wedding for the adventurous
Wedding in Indian Ocean - Seychelles, Mauritius, beautiful destinantions for beautiful people.
Wedding on Isle of Wight - Well you have to go over water to get there! Get married at The Needles, beacause the wife to be will be giving you the needle soon enough. Plenty of cheap B&B’s for the after-wedding bunk-up.
See the full blog post on ‘Tips for Weddings Abroad’.
Written by MrCrip on November 5th, 2007 with
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