Unfaithful women - spy on your cheating partner
Is your woman cheating on you? Would you know? Would you care?
We all know that women are the dirty whore sluts on the planet and with the birth of ‘girl-power’ back in the 90’s from the shite that was the Spice Girls, it seems that women are getting ideas well above their stations.
Well chaps, now is the time to fight back against the slut in your life. Do you want to know if your partner is cheating on you? Do you even give a toss?
Is your woman a two-timing slag?
Well if you do give a toss, now you can find out the truth, and the snivelling slut fest will never know about it apart from when you kick her minging backside out of the home.
I’ve got details of 5 top spying products to catch out the whore in your life; then you can divorce her after shagging her sister, cousins, mother and granny - Stylish!
Expose your cheating woman #1 - Voice Recorder
Taped evidence is used in courts of law all day long - so imagine using a voice recording device to catch her sexual exploits. Now imagine getting hold of her mobile phone and sending the recording of the slag getting humped senseless to all her contacts - Payback!
The following image is a picture of a voice recorder - and yes it is a pen, and get this it can record up to 8 hours!with a recording distance of 12-15ft, how covert is that?
Pen Recording Device
Expose your cheating woman #2 - Spy Phone
Oh yes - this is the daddy! Want to know what is happening on your partners mobile phone? Well now you can. Although this software is touted as a security measure for a mobile phone user, I can tell you it is a lot more than that.
With the spy phone software you can receive copies of the text messages sent as well as well as location information. Apparently the softare is undetaectavble and requires a one-time only installation in order to get it functional.
Mobile Phones are every slags tool of communicating with their spare piece of cock, now you can find out wh the spare piece of cock is and send him a text message offering your condolences for having the misfortune of shagging your minging (soon to be ex) missus!
Spy Phone Technology
Expose your cheating woman #3- GPS Tracking
This is the nuts! Want to know where your scheming wife is going too? Worried she is not going to the gym for a workout but actually going to Jim’s for a different kind of session? Will if you place a GPS tracker on her car you will know it all.
GPS Spy Tracking for Cars
The 3G tracking device is the nuts, it’s small, versatile and robust and apparently only costs £550 - which in my book is a bargain to catch a slut up to no good.
Expose your cheating woman #4 - 3g Covert Cameras
This thing rocks and has to be one of my most favourite gadgets from The Online Spy Shop. If you want to catch out the scheming old hag, stick a beautiful 3G Smoke Detector camera in the bedroom and watch the bedroom athletics unfold on your very own mobile phone.
3G Covert Alarm Clock Phone
Just imagine ringing up your alarm clock and seeing your unfaithful slut getting bashed senseless by the next door neighbour - you couldn’t make it up, but it bloody well happens. Well now you can kick her arse out pf the huse when you cnfront her with the facts (One she has showered). These suckers are not cheap, but imagine uploading her sexual exploits to the web or sending a copy to her workmates - classy payback!
Expose your cheating woman#5 - Audio Listening Device
Plug this sucker in, dial-up and listed to your woman getting humped senseless - nice.
You see what gets me about these types of devices is the fact you have to pay some bloody good money to pay for the privilege of hearing and knowing someone is servicing the old lady.
This audio listening device is a mere £649 - It may be cutting edge technology, but call me cheap, let her get on with her daytime humping and come back to your soup starters and cooked dinner.
The beauty is with this listening device is you can actually use it as a power adaptor as well - the dopey bint will never know!
Go on, get on and catch her out
So there you have it, five top ways to find out if you are stirring the porridge of another man - yes there’s a cost, but there’s more of a cost of you catch AIDS from your woman being a slut!
I have to say a big thanks to Spy Equipment specialist The Online Spy Shop for letting me nick their images even though they did not know about it!
Written by MrCrip on July 11th, 2008 with
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#1. July 13th, 2008, at 12:28 PM.
If you discovered that your partner had been/was/is cheating on you, is it really worth spending all that money on those devices? You could have a lot of fun with them no doubt, but woudn’t it be better to give said partner the push and just spend the money on beer?