Travel Insurance pays out on 18-30 holidaymakers not getting sex

Planning on a Club 18-30 holiday in 2008? Have you thought about Travel insurance as yet?

Well the word is a well established travel insurance company may be underwriting a travel insurance policy that pays out on the insured not having sex whilst they are on a Club 18-30 holiday!

But how can the concept of this work? Surely everyone is on a promise on a Club 18-30, even the sour looking birds will find themselves getting lucky!

 

I cannot possible see how a travel insurance company would actively introduce this into a travel policy, how can it be policed? Who is going to claim?

 

Would you want to be the individual that makes a claim? Can you imagine filling in the claim form and having to get your mates to verify that you had not had sex whilst on a Club 18-30 holiday? You would be a laughing stock!

 

Perhaps this is why the Travel insurance company is onto a winner with this one, after all if enough people buy the policy it is surely going to be a money spinner!

 

And what about the small print? What would constitute as sex? Does it have to be full-on penetration, or does oral count?

 

Heck, I really cannot see this one working at all, but it gives you an idea of how desperate the travel insurance companies are to get business and increase profits.

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Written by MrCrip on November 27th, 2007 with no comments.
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