Thongs Banned In New Zealand
Today the Sun released an article revealing that one Borat’s trademark ‘mankini’ has been banned for this years World Rugby 7’s Tournament in New Zealand, which, according to the police is due to ‘public decency’.
Now I’m not usually one to rant and rave about something relatively insignificant, but at this point I must take a stand for my male roots. Why, is it ok for a woman to walk around with two gum wrappers on her nipples, and a hankerchief attached to string covering only her lady lovetunnel, BUT its not ok for a man to wear a basic combination of briefs and braces, as is pictured left.
To say it is for public health and safety would be fair enough, because a lot of people get drunk and fight and fall over when watching rugby. But to say that the reason is due to ‘public decency’ is absolutely incredulous.
Its not like Borat himself is promoting these items due to their sexual nature and the free electical components that they come with for all sorts of fun, no, they are simply a male equivalent to the female bikini. Which is rather widely accepted, I’d like to see the homophobic perverts on the public advisory board try and ban the bikini and see how well that goes down.
I’m not even a big fan of the ‘mankini’ - but I say if I want to wear it… then I bloody will.
You want equal rights ladies? You got em!
Written by MrAngry on January 28th, 2008 with
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#1. January 28th, 2008, at 10:43 PM.
Just as long as you got plenty to put inside them, thats fine by us …………..