The Polish- Why?

At last I have gotten myself round to finally writing a blog here on MrCrip. What with juggling around women and college I havent found myself the time to even think about a blog. However i’m here and made myself time now on to write about such things once a week if not more about just what I think on the matters of the world from my young point of view.

Now being a young student surely i’ve grown to understand that modern Britain has such immigrants? NO! Over the past two weeks i’ve had two run in’s with the frikkin polish. Each time they’ve pissed me off to the limits by just generally being polish pricks. The first incident occurred on Worthing beach. Not the nicest of places to take the girlfriend but still something to do on a sunny afternoon. As I turn to kiss my girlfriend goodbye I hear the annoying frikkin, shitty Polish accent “Get a Vroom”. WHAT THE FRIK!!! I would but you’ve probably already got it off the frikkin government, Polish bugger!

Moving on I thought i’d give the Polish the benefit of the doubt for now. However I walk out of Somerfield’s clutching a nice all day breakfast sandwich and a galaxy bar to find someone standing outside holding out a copy of the Big Issue. Well I thought nothing wrong with that, only the usual tramp hassling people for their money. However when I get it waved straight in front of my face and get spoken to in Polish with not one word in the slightest in ENGLISH I gave the Pole a very disgusted look only to find he grins at me and says something in his naff we got owned in every war ever to happen Polish tongue.

I have had it with the Polish thinking, they annoy us English people off to the limit of insanity. My opinion - Kick out the stupid frikkin loo cleaners back to their own country and get some of the English lard-arses off their backsides and up and working.


Written by MrBlack on October 20th, 2007 with 39 comments.
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Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com Will
#1. October 20th, 2007, at 9:50 PM.

how dare they not speak ENGLISH eh?

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#2. October 20th, 2007, at 9:56 PM.

I completly agree, if they want to be here they should at least speak english.

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#3. October 20th, 2007, at 10:32 PM.

Yea I agree. Friking twats. They should all go the frick home and leave us alone. I remember that Worthing Beach incident, was funny, but still they’re all twats and should leave ASAP!!

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#4. October 20th, 2007, at 10:35 PM.

nice one. i personally have never even seen or heard a polish, instead i get the middle easterns, you know, the people that bomb other people, even though a part of their religion teaches peace… riiiight … anyway, i get them perving over me, chasing me to buy that fricking big issue, and!!!! thinking that a woman is dirty when she has her period, thats the most natural thing in the world, apart from child birth … it winds me up, and i also think that britain is too soft when it comes to people entering the UK and sponging of us. oh yeah, they all have every fricking corner shop going … argh.

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#5. October 20th, 2007, at 11:44 PM.

They should learn English faster!

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#6. October 21st, 2007, at 6:47 PM.

WOW! LIKE I TOTALLY AGREE ESPEICALLY WITH THE BIT WHERE YOU SAID WHEN THE BIG ISSUE GETS WAVED IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE. that pisses me off to. yeah i totally agree with you. IF THEY’RE GUNA LIVE HERE ILLEAGALLY(i think), THEY COULD AT LEAST HAVE THE CURTISEY TO LEARN OUR LANGUAGE.
WE DO WHEN WE GO ABROAD !! like omg.

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#7. October 21st, 2007, at 9:39 PM.

Like Will says “how dare they not speak English”, how many of you can speak a foreign language fluently? Or come to that how many of you can even speak the English language fluently? Strikes me that the Polish are pretty intelligent, they certainly speak better English than any of you lot!!

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#8. October 22nd, 2007, at 1:50 PM.

Wow, extreme racism from MrBlack on his first blog on MrCrip. Personally speaking the only pole I like to see is the one some sexy bint has between her legs at a seedy joint. But less of that and lets look at some truths.

1. Are there too many Polish people in the UK? I heard it said yesterday there were in the region of 20,000 Poles is Southampton alone! That in all fairness does seem like an excessive amount.

2. Without Polish pilots in WW2, would the RAF have kept control of the skies?

3. I agree there are many ‘English’ people that cannot even speak perfect English or indeed read or write. The English are stupid and there are too many of us that cannot speak a second language.

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#9. October 23rd, 2007, at 2:53 PM.

yeah there was a bastard polish dude in subway who charged me extra for some deal i didnt even want
he said summin like “crispy crispy” and i was just like wtf!

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#10. October 23rd, 2007, at 5:53 PM.

Tom, let that be lesson to you, don’t go down subway’s you tube!

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#11. October 23rd, 2007, at 6:26 PM.

to monica, i cant believe you said that us ENGLISH people cant speak ENGLISH fluently, what a crap statement that is. And also why do we need to speak a second language, we have the decency to make a living by working all our lives, not sponging off of another countries societies.

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#12. October 23rd, 2007, at 6:35 PM.

well what can i say, i totally agree with ya but it does depend on the situation. Still cant wait for ure next blog MrBlack! xD

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#13. October 23rd, 2007, at 9:06 PM.

Gosh, I really do hope people on here are being ultra-sarcastic. I mean, all hurrahs for ‘anti-establishment views’, because there arent enough of them filling up the internet already, but I can’t abide racism. If an englishman had shouted ‘get a room’ at you, would you have ranted on here? I can appreciate you getting annoyed at it, but ranting at him for being polish? Because he mispronounced ‘room’? If a northener had shouted it at you would you have raved on here? ‘Thes northeners! Coming down here, taking our jobs! They should be mining coal up in Newcastle, bastards! Who do theyt hink they are, they should learn our language, learn to use our accents, all so arsy little shits dont rant about them on a blog.

And tbh, if that guy was selling a big issue then I would assume that he was homeless, from which I can suggest that he may be suffering from a mental problem, severe lack of finances, maybe some drug addiction, or maybe he’s just a bit too depressed to teach himself some english because he’s being forced to sell fucking magazines of a street corner for a living.

Seriously, if you want to be a racist (which I wouldn’t recommend because then normal people would think you an absolute twat ;-]) then at least be honest about it instead of filling blogs with this putrid degenerate rubbish, and thinking yourself cutting edge for doing it, kay?

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#14. October 24th, 2007, at 9:46 AM.

Believe it Samantha, yes I did say that some people can’t seem to speak English fluently and that probably some Polish people are more intelligent and can even speak better English than us!Just take a look at some of the comments above and you should be able to see what I mean.
Anyhow what I’d like to know is how come you presume that these people are all spongers, you have’nt got the first idea about their circumstances and why it is they are trying to make a life over here. Its like you have some sort of divine right to stipulate who should or should not live in our country and yet I bet you would be really affronted if you tried for a visa in a foreign country and got turned down. The English are no better or worse than any other nationality and whilst I agree that there are plenty of English “homeless and jobless” people over here (and by rights its only fair that they should have priority) but why the hell don’t they get off their backsides and take a short walk to their local job centres and get themselves a job. At least these Polish people have got the bottle to leave all they know behind, in an effort to make a better life for themselves and their families. Yes Mr Crip, good point, what about the Polish pilots in WW2, we were pleased enough for their help then.

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#15. October 24th, 2007, at 12:01 PM.

Well, i’m not one to jump on subjects that don’t mention tits n ass but i have to agree with MrC here. I can understand that some of you are ‘angry’ per se regarding the lack of English, but you guys and gals in here are spouting the very thing England are claiming to be champions of - kicking out racism.

Don’t get me wrong people, i’m not dismissing your concerns and anger regarding your own personal experiences, however, have you considered how you come across to them? What if the roles were reversed? Nevermind WW2 but who do you think does the seedy dirty jobs such as cleaning the streets and public toilets that you all use but wouldn’t clean yourselves?? exactly, not just polish people, but people from other communities too - trying to make ends meet and support their families as we all try to do.

I know that not everyone in this country is a hater but i think we do need to take a step back before we jump to conclusions about a culture we know nothing about. it breeds ignorance and i’m proud to say that British people are not as ignorant as some other countries i know (with 2 lettered abbreviations, for example!)

Peace y’all

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#16. October 24th, 2007, at 11:58 PM.

Alex, if a northerner had said that comment at me I would have simply laughed at his accent and wondered how he could afford to be in the south. Of course every northerner works in a coalmine dont they? I happen to be very close friends with several northerners and they from what I know are very nice people. stupid sometimes. But nice. If the Polish twat had mental issues why was he allowed to come over here in the first place? I’m sorry but samantha has got it right as well as I have, if they arent prepared to clean our loo’s send them back to Poland. There are plenty of jobs around in worthing and it wouldnt be hard to get one.

As for helping us in the war. It was mostly the french (shocking I know) that helped win the Battle of Britain as they evacuated on D-Day with us. The polish played a very minor part in the war. They helped push back the Germans with thier excellant tank divisions ill give them that, but help us win air battles? Please we didnt need them, we had the french and other allies helping us. There were only 4 polish squadrans helping us in the Battle of Britain. The rest were attempting to help fight of the Germans in France. The victory of the Battle of Britain was due to Germany having to go back and refuel every so often as welll as thier pilots having to protect the bombers so they didnt have a chance to fight properly with the RAF. All in all the polish did frick all!

Dont get me wrong i dont hate the polish. I hate them in this country. Get out you slags.

Oh and everyone I know can speak better English than a Polishman Monica. We live in the south where 75% of us dont actually scrounge of the goverment. Perhaps if your thinking about people who can’t speak English you may want to look up the map slightly. All i’m saying.

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#17. October 25th, 2007, at 12:07 AM.

yea ok monica, but why would anyone want to move to a country people are escaping from … i dont hate any nationality eccept the people that errm hijacked the planes and killed hundreds in america but thats personal … u ave a point about making end meet and shit. But in this country tramps just cant walk into a job center and ask for a job, yea they can be put on a system but no1 will employ someone without a house or legal postage address…this is so funny

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#18. October 25th, 2007, at 12:12 AM.

The americans blew themselves up to gain a reason for the war. Was nothing to do with terrorism, just the USA being powerhungry. No change there.

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#19. October 25th, 2007, at 12:17 AM.

oi frick of, MR black! i dont care if theyre power hungry, they have the most power over this fricking world anyway so just let them get on with it :P xxx

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#20. October 25th, 2007, at 12:22 AM.

So your saying it was okay for the Americans to kill thousands of their own people to start a unjust and bloody war?

Now I may dislike the American Policital state but to allow them to get away with this murder is insane, as for you saying it’s okay.
Thats a disgrace!

Bow your head in shame Samantha.

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#21. October 25th, 2007, at 1:05 PM.

Ok ignoring the whole America thing.
Lets be honest, people who were not born in England don’t really have any right to be here, let’s face it, the English all get slated for being racist etc, but if the roles were reversed and we were the ones going over to Poland or whatever they would act in exactly the same way. They wouldn’t like it that us English people were over there stealing their jobs and houses etc.
It’s nothing to do with being racist it’s the truth.

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#22. October 25th, 2007, at 7:24 PM.

Actually I don’t mind the Poles…my local barmaids are sexy as hell, easy to shag and don’t mind the fact that I’m a low paid loser (unlike Brit birds). Also I got a Polish guy to fit a brand new bathroom at almost half the price of the local shiftless lazy fat British Builder! Bring more of them in (especially fit barmaids) as soon as possible!

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#23. October 25th, 2007, at 7:33 PM.

Donna, you’re right about saying that if things were reversed !! What do you think people in Spain, France and Italy feel when they get hordes of Brits moving onto their coastlines building bleeding fish ‘n’ chip shops all over the place? I think we ought to think a little before we start moaning about people coming over here…have you been to Benidorm recently? A real genuine Spanish experience? I think not!!!

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#24. October 25th, 2007, at 8:40 PM.

Look I have no intention of moving to frickin spain mark! I’m staying here to protect what is rightfully mine. ENGLISH LAND!

To be honest the more northerners that move to spain the better.

No one wants to hear about your fantasies with a Polish barmaid who clearly shags every moron that flirts with her.

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#25. October 25th, 2007, at 9:32 PM.

I am from the North of England, and I thoroughly disagree with your views of Northerners. I obtained 12 A*s in my GCSEs, and after university I hope to become a lawyer. We are not all thick, we just have a different accent. If you have Northern friends, then they quite obviously have not read your blog.

As for your views on the Polish, I disagree with that too. You do not know their circumstances at all. I’d like to think I’d be welcomed to their country if I needed refuge.

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#26. October 26th, 2007, at 12:27 AM.

Yea but you probably wouldn’t be welcomed to their country if you need refuge..so why should they be allowed here??
And MrBlack where did the northern thing come from??

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#27. October 26th, 2007, at 12:28 AM.

Does’nt that take just 1 Gcse pass F or above in the north? And besides what fricked up school takes 12 GCSE’s! But seriously I was trying to put a point across that there is nothing wrong with northerns other than thier amusing accents, both friends have read the blog and found it rather amusing.

Why would you want to go to Poland? It’s understandable why they would want to leave if you ask me.

I wish you evey success in your continuation in Law. I study it myself and find it fasicnating.

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#28. October 27th, 2007, at 2:54 AM.

You miss the point Mr Black! It doesn’t matter if you intend to leave GB or not…the whole point of the European Union is the freeedom of movement and the freedom of UK companies to make money! Over 60% of our trade in the world is with fellow EEC countries, this means there is a free market within the European countries, just as it is perfectly plausible for East Europeans to come here and work..it also means that we have the perfect right to bugger off and buy houses, properties and set up sodding fish ‘n’chip shops all over the bleeding continent! Why do you think that there is a huge demand for cheap labourers, plumbers, electricians and builders in this country? Do you think it could be something to do with the fact that most people in this country have no interest in doing the work that these people do at a fair price and of a decent quality? If we decided to kick out all Poles tomorrow, do you think that all the British builders in your local vicinity will suddenly decide to cut their fees in half? Don’t be deceived by the old ‘they’re taking our jobs’ argument…how many times in recent history have we seen this pathetic argument rolled out when people in a country are so lazy and jealous that they can’t see the facts in front of their faces? Immigration is an easy target for the under educated and ignorant host population to try and blame their own failings on ‘the boogie man’ or an outsider or anyone who decides to come to to a country and work hard. What is it that you are scared of? What do you mean that ‘English land ‘is rightfully yours? Are you a pure bred Enlishman? Roman? Norman? Anglo-Saxon? (notice that there is a hyphen between the words Anglo and Saxon! Does this give you a clue that as far as this island is concerned there was always waves of immigration coming into this land? Do you think it’s ever going to be any different in the future? What are you going to do about it?

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#29. October 30th, 2007, at 7:40 PM.

What am I going to do about it? If i had the power i’d stop twats like you thinking the EU is some amazing thing thats done the UK any good. Yes it helps with trading throughout the world. But other than that it has given us crappy laws, crappy people and crappier lifestyle than ever before.

Look I really could’nt care less how many people need jobs, or however many jobs are free. That was’nt my point. If I cant understand the person doing the job then I dont want them here. I refuse to let them think they run our country with thier crappy relgions and thier stupid clothes. (As you realise i’m not just talking about the Polish) I have had enough of them thinking they can dress right ot the eyes because they say it’s in thier relgion to do so. They are in our country and should abide by our relgion and our rules!

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#30. October 30th, 2007, at 7:48 PM.

:[
i’m not stupid and i’m from the north!
and so are all my family and i got all my GCSEs, and in the North it’s no different!

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#31. October 30th, 2007, at 7:53 PM.

MrBlack makes an apoligy?

Apprently so.

When I was talking about northern people I was talking about the ones that cant get of thier arses and eat chips and gravy all the time.

Sorry to all you hardworking northerners =)

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#32. October 30th, 2007, at 8:35 PM.

Yer i totally agree! (Dont have anything else to say lol.)

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#33. October 30th, 2007, at 8:48 PM.

Apparently theres been research done into the effect of immigrants on our economy and apparently we’re dependant on them now. They generate £6 billion a year and make up ten percent of the economy - if we got rid of the immigrants then our economy would be severely affected, I’m afraid. Just thought you ought to know =] x

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#34. November 5th, 2007, at 10:01 PM.

I dont have a problem with them being here, but i do have a problem with them not speaking English. If they are going to be here they should learn to fit into our way of life not the other way round. If they really have such a problem with us, then they should just go home.

Keep up the good work.

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#35. November 16th, 2007, at 11:13 PM.

Unfortunately I am Polish and I am not proud of my nationality at all!.
I lie when people ask me where I am from…I feel embarassed and disgusted.!
Sponging Poles are slaging Britons off , they are jealous that Britons can work, have kids and at the same time go to the pubs, get pissed and still have fun!
They are jealous that Britons are going for holidays at least twice a year, drive good cars, have gadgets and pretty girls that actually do look after themselves.

Sick nation of thiefs, slats and illiterates.

But they like calling themselves ESPECIALLY after few shots of cheap vodka religious, hard working and smart nation who has got the most beautiful women in the world.
NOT TRUE AT ALL AND I BET YOU ALL WILL AGREE WITH ME !!!

I apologise If i offended someone with my ‘harsh’ comments.
If you are Polish and you actually don’t agree with me you must be one of those simple creatures!
Go to your local college and say : I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN ENGLISH PLEASE!
And start respecting yourselves!!!

*apologies for any mistakes

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#36. November 19th, 2007, at 11:51 PM.

G, If you are a bird and fit, come and find MrCrip. If you are a Polish bloke and in the UK, then bugger off back to Poland!

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#37. March 1st, 2008, at 3:15 PM.

Do not be a bigot. Grow up.. If you do not like spkeing alanguage that is not one of this nation Get back to Saxony.

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#38. April 4th, 2008, at 2:15 PM.

I live in the south east and find it really funny. I work full time and do not have a problem with polish working here. Funny part is young english blokes dossing and getting stoned and slagging off polish for taking their jobs. These blokes have never worked since leaving scholl some 25 years ago yet they now have a new excuss not to work ‘the hard working polish’ have pinched all the jobs. Sadly the polish are going back home as the wages are better there!!! So we are left with a load of english dossers who will all need to find someone else to blame for their laziness.

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#39. May 11th, 2008, at 10:57 AM.

I cant believe it.Red it again:
“As for helping us in the war. It was mostly the french (shocking I know) that helped win the Battle of Britain as they evacuated on D-Day with us. The polish played a very minor part in the war. They helped push back the Germans with thier excellant tank divisions ill give them that, but help us win air battles? Please we didnt need them, we had the french and other allies helping us. There were only 4 polish squadrans helping us in the Battle of Britain. The rest were attempting to help fight of the Germans in France. The victory of the Battle of Britain was due to Germany having to go back and refuel every so often as welll as thier pilots having to protect the bombers so they didnt have a chance to fight properly with the RAF. All in all the polish did frick all!”…………………The biggest ignorant i ever seen! “….we had the french and other allies helping us….”This is a fucking joke!You are full of shit MrBlack,proper rusty bumsniff!Heil England!

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