The Most Pointless Mile High Club Ever

Flying, brilliant as it is, is uncomfortable. And unless you’re flying Business or First then not by a small margin either, its excruciating. The tables are flimsey, the gaps between the seats couldnt fit even the skinniest of skinny dwarves, there is always at least one baby crying, the stewardesses are rude, and the food is abslutely terrible.

So how could this experience get any worse? Well.. as of today German travel agent OssiUrlaub.de are running the first nudist flights for…. well….. nudists.

Image courtesy of Fleshbot.com Now, I dont have a problem with nudists - not by any means. But WHAT is the point? They must be dressed when boarding the plane, and they must be dressed before disembarking… so they are going to pay a few hundred extra just to be naked while sitting down uncomfortably on a plane for an hour or so.

What’s the deal? Why would you pay so much extra money for that, I mean, its not like they never wear clothes, they dont go to the supermarket naked do they? No. So why is it that they cant bare the thought of wearing clothes for a whole hour on a plane?

What an utterly ridiculous idea. If you want to be a nudist, then go to a nudist beach, or a nudist spa where it actually MAKES SENSE to be naked.


Written by MrAngry on January 29th, 2008 with 4 comments.
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#1. January 29th, 2008, at 10:36 PM.

The Germans are liberated enough to accept nudity. Now I am not saying that I would want to go anywhere naked, but what does it matter? We were all born with our bits hanging out!

The trouble is too many people have a problem with their bodies, it’s bloody stupid. The people of the Britain are so bloody backward.

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#2. January 29th, 2008, at 11:19 PM.

That’s what I like to hear, the naked truth!

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#3. January 29th, 2008, at 11:46 PM.

Keith would you travel naked on a plane?

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#4. January 30th, 2008, at 11:30 AM.

I wouldn’t go on any plane, naked or otherwise. They are fucking dangerous, and I don’t trust them. And that’s only the cabin staff.

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