Gordon Brown and the Taxman want your Buy to Let Money

Not content with raping every penny from us in every way that it can, the Taxman wants your Buy-to-Let profit.

So if you have become a property entrepeneur in the last few years, then I have a stark warning for you - Gordon Browns henchmen are coming fo you, and when they catch up with you they are going fuck you in the arse - HARD!

Apparntley the Scottish wanker who wants the top job is a bit bemused that he is not getting enough tax from us already, so the nail-biting prick wants more cash to feed his cash-spending ways.

I have two-words for Gordon Brown - Cunt Off, here’s my reasons for being so extreme:

  1. He’s Scottish
  2. He’s potentially going to be the Prime Minister of England without having to be voted in
  3. He’s Scottish
  4. He bites his nails
  5. He’s Scottish 
  6. He is backing the England World-Cup bid for 2018, when he already knows the Olympics in 2012 is going to Bankrupt the country
  7. He’s Scottish
  8. He won’t give poor disabled people a winter fuel allowance
  9. He’s Scottish
  10. His department takes more cash and gives us fuck all in return

So all you people who have Buy-to-Let property, be very careful who you show your property too, because the word on the street is the Tax Man has got more undercover agents on the prowl then the FBI at a White Muslim rally in New York.

I have a mate who works for a National Mortgage company, quite high up as it happens. Well one of the main products is Buy to Let Mortgages. No doubt he is well aware that Gordon Brown is after bum-fucking the Buy to Let Mortgage market.

I’m sorry to say this folks - Buy to Let Mortgages are dead, all thanks to Mr Prudence - Gordon Brown - The mass rapist of UK finances.

Written by MrCrip on February 19th, 2007 with no comments.


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