Phones 4 U - Kate Garraway selling Mobile Phones and Wonderbras?
Is Kate Garraway covertly selling mobile phones for Phones4U? A recent snapshot of Kate on the GMTV sofa clearly shows the GMTV presenter performing the Phones4U sign.
Well here are the questions that matter.
- If Kate is sneakily selling products, does GMTV know of this additional income?
- Is this just covert GMTV sponsorship?
- Would you buy a mobile phone from Phones4U after this subliminal sales message?
- Does Kate keep her phone on vibrate and close to her personal bits?
- Do we actually give a shit?
It appears this may not be the end of the additional revenue stream that Kate has amassed whilst being on maternity leave.
The next image shows Kate Garraway shoving her tits clean into the air to demonstrate the modern wonder that is the Wonderbra! It makes you wonder if every part of the GMTV presenters are sponsored even down to the tights and lingerie.
Question, would anyone sit that freakishly straight unless they were trying to convince us that they had a great pair of tits that were being well supported?
The guilt is in the expression, in my mind, the sales message is plastered all Kates face - Buy Wonderbras like me!
So not content with having the weather and the like sponsored, GMTV have by the looks of it potentially negotiated advertising deals for the presenters as well.
So what could the other GMTV presenters personally sponsor, here are my thoughts:
Ben Shephard - Rent Boys
Fiona Phillips - Planks
Jenni Falconer - Fake Tan & Durex
Andrew Castle - Bugger all, as he’s shit
Lorraine Kelly - Haggis
Penny Smith - Anti Wrinkle Cream (She must be 55!)
Clare Nasir - Junk Food
Andrea McLean - Lingerie
