Penny Smith wearing Black Tights

For all you pervy Penny Smith fans who are still no closer to dating her than we are to finding that God does exist, here is some more wanking material for you. Penny excels at wearing outfits that get the blood of many a good man boiling - I wonder how much more cash she could make if she became an Escort?

For a lot of men Penny Smith looks hot most mornings, but I’m sure there were a stack of perverts thrashing furiously when Penny revealed an all-black number.

Penny Smiths legs in Black Hold-Ups

Why is it that so many men would want to date Penny Smith?

Is it her looks, money, body or personality?

Well dream on chaps, you have no chance of dating Penny, she only likes intelligent people, so that rules any readers of MrCrip’s blog OUT! Here’s some sound financial advice for Penny. Go on the game, pimp yourself out and triple our earnings. I’m sure there are plenty of takers who would pay up to 10k a night for the chance put something in you other than GMTV coffee!

Penny Smith crossing her legs wearing stockings


Written by MrCrip on November 19th, 2006 with 13 comments.
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Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com s.quinn
#1. June 22nd, 2007, at 6:26 PM.

about 10 years ago i was sat watching penny on tv before going to work. as usual i was watching her legs when the miracle happened. a knicker shot to top all knicker shots. it was brief but it was beautiful. black tights, see through pants and you could see her pubes!!! BLOODY HELL i nearly took the day off work. if only i’d taped it. doh.

Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com Trevor mccann
#2. September 30th, 2007, at 10:47 AM.

When i first saw penny smith i thought what eye opener flashing those legs on tv i like to spend a night with her anyday move aside andrew castle and ben shephard.

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#3. October 24th, 2007, at 12:22 PM.

As i was just saying in the susannah reid thread, she needs to look at sexy penny in these photo shots. cleavage and legs (n thigh!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) in the same shot.

Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com simon hill
#4. February 9th, 2008, at 10:10 PM.

A horny woman and it would be rude not to.

Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com Phillip McLean
#5. February 21st, 2008, at 8:49 PM.

Never mind, ‘can we see her knicker’s, I’ve been waiting for a hell of a lot longer to see her boob’s come out of those top’s she keep’s wearing, with not even a hint…..YET!, therse still time, come on darling, get ‘em out!!!

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#6. February 22nd, 2008, at 12:49 AM.

She’s too old, and she’s got naff looking tits.

Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com simon hill
#7. April 27th, 2008, at 1:39 PM.

who wouldn’t want her thighs wrapped round them?or even doing her doggy style

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#8. April 27th, 2008, at 6:45 PM.

If I was asked nicely I might.

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#9. May 4th, 2008, at 12:11 AM.

makes me hot ….love do.

Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com DAVE
#10. May 26th, 2008, at 8:22 PM.

I would love to be seduced by PENNY wearing black nylon stockings with seams up the back and very high heeled sling back shoes with peep through toes !!! I would gladly give her the good seeing to she deserves !!!

Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com Marko
#11. June 27th, 2008, at 9:39 AM.

Yes- oh yes! What a stunner. I agree with you Dave - black seamed stockings and also sussies! My, that would be heaven!!!

Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com chris farrall
#12. June 29th, 2008, at 4:04 PM.

shes a lezza trust me

Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com Kerri
#13. June 29th, 2008, at 6:32 PM.

Get a life you perverts

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