Penny Smith wearing Black Tights
For all you pervy Penny Smith fans who are still no closer to dating her than we are to finding that God does exist, here is some more wanking material for you. Penny excels at wearing outfits that get the blood of many a good man boiling - I wonder how much more cash she could make if she became an Escort?
For a lot of men Penny Smith looks hot most mornings, but I’m sure there were a stack of perverts thrashing furiously when Penny revealed an all-black number.
Why is it that so many men would want to date Penny Smith?
Is it her looks, money, body or personality?
Well dream on chaps, you have no chance of dating Penny, she only likes intelligent people, so that rules any readers of MrCrip’s blog OUT! Here’s some sound financial advice for Penny. Go on the game, pimp yourself out and triple our earnings. I’m sure there are plenty of takers who would pay up to 10k a night for the chance put something in you other than GMTV coffee!

Written by MrCrip on November 19th, 2006 with
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#1. June 22nd, 2007, at 6:26 PM.
about 10 years ago i was sat watching penny on tv before going to work. as usual i was watching her legs when the miracle happened. a knicker shot to top all knicker shots. it was brief but it was beautiful. black tights, see through pants and you could see her pubes!!! BLOODY HELL i nearly took the day off work. if only i’d taped it. doh.