Paris Hilton - You Stupid Blonde Bint - It’s All Money, Drugs & Cock

Who gives a flying fuck if the silly slut Paris Hilton gets thrown into prison. I say long time coming!

In fact why does this stupid little bitch think that her money and wealth should enable her to avoid her 45 day prison scentence. If anything this screaming little whore should be made an example of!

If Paris Hilton does avoid prison what message does it send out?

Well here’s the message it will send out - If you are rich, you can do what the hell you like because nothing is going to happen to you. You can take illegal substances, drink drive and bend every rule there is.

Well, sorry Paris I think it’s time that someone of your status does get what is coming.

You need to serve the 45 days in prison and I hope during that time you are flung in with a real life drink and drug addict from the opposite end of life’s scale so you can sample the harsh realities of what happens to real people who shovel shit into them on a daily basis.

Unfortunately for the common people, they do not have your fabulous wealth to check into rehab or buy countless plastic surgical procedures to cover-up the constant abuse you give your body.

Message to Wanky so called celebrities: Rehab is not some sort of pinnacle to your drug-taking ways; it is an admission of your lack of self-control and that you have sad empty lives with no emphasis on reality.

And what is all this shit that Paris ‘Im a slut’ Hilton says said she be excused prison as she Enlivens ‘Mundane’ lives? WHAT TOTAL SHIT.

Paris Hilton, please read: There are two reasons why you potentially may enliven anyone’s life…….

For Men it is because they think you are some kind of penis-guzzling whore who loves cock inside her and they love to hear about or see video footage of you getting it! So now you are a porn star - well done!

And for women, the silly sluts from the female gender who idolise you are no-mark brainless cabbages who are victims of years of brainwashing by today’s celebrity-fuelled media.

Personally I think you should spend at least a couple of years in prison, here’s why……..

  1. You’re peroxide blonde
  2. You’re American
  3. You make shit films and shit TV programs
  4. Your career has spawned via the wealth of your parents
  5. Apart from your inherited wealth you seem a totally useless c*nt!

Now, I am not one for violence, but I am sure there will be a few million sane people hoping you get a good old kicking if you do have to venture inside. But no doubt, you will be afforded a sumptuous palace in prison where none of the common day scumbags will be able to get near you.

Paris Hilton you are officially a twat!

For the common man I speak - Here’s to justice prevailing and you getting what you do deserve.


Written by MrCrip on May 9th, 2007 with 4 comments.
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Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com karen
#1. May 9th, 2007, at 8:19 PM.

Hi i totally agree that she should do the jail time i am sick of these stars doing whatever they want and getting away with everything she is not a role model to any child she is a ugly disgusting ugly person inside and out who does she think she is making fun of poor people on her show and personally how STUPID can any of these stars not realize that they have to drive after partying HIRE OR BUY A LIMO WITH A DRIVER i would not even own a car if i could do that DO YOUR TIME and to pardon you for what making terrible porno movies if you get off or not you will still be obnoxious and annoying your sister seems pretty and sweet what happened to you

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#2. May 10th, 2007, at 8:36 PM.

I agree, Paris Hilton should definitley do her time! she deserves it and I hope it fxxs her up even more.

Maybe this will be a wake up call to Paris Hilton so she really realises what kind of person she actually is and all the time sat in an empty cell should give her plenty of time to reflect on what a complete waste of space her plastic existence is.

Paris Hilton, I hope you read this and wake up and smell the cheese or in your case for 45 days the stench of shit, alongside scum bags that your should be with.

Paris Hilton must be on a different planet man to drink and drive with all the money Paris Hilton has! She is certainly a dumb blonde bimbo and Paris Hilton is getting her come upance this time!

Read and weep Paris Hilton you Slaaaaaaaaggggggg

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#3. May 14th, 2007, at 7:41 PM.

I hear Paris is going to get let off this sentence - if that is the case it just goes to show that if you have cash and are connected you can do pretty much what the hell you like.

I bet the Hiltons have strong connections to The Illuminati.

It’s The Illuminati who that rule the world - The new world order is here my friends and most of us are blind to it.

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#4. May 19th, 2007, at 8:07 PM.

i hope she dont get off her sentence because judging by her (cough) porn vid (cough) who else would like to see hilton and lag GET IT ON could be some good out of it surly

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