Number Plates for Disabled People

As us poor disabled people have such a rough time and cannot afford to pay their heating bills let alone buy anything fancy, I thought I would fantasize upon some private number plates that would appeal to the less able members of the community.

So for all those poor disabled people who lease a car from Motability I have devised some custom number plates just for you.

Just imagine how awesome your Motability car would look with one of the following number plates proudly in place so you can tell the world that ‘you are a cripple and proud of it!

Number Plate Cripple

Private number plates for disabled people - dribbler

Private number plates for disabled people - fat cunt

Private number plates for disabled people - Handicap

Private number plates for disabled people - Joey Spac

Private number plates for disabled people - Mong

Private number plates for disabled people - Retard

Private number plates for disabled people - screamer

Private number plates for disabled people - Spack Head

Private number plates for disabled people - Spanner

Private number plates for disabled people - Spastic

Written by MrCrip on February 22nd, 2008 with 6 comments.


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Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com Pathetic
#1. February 23rd, 2008, at 1:46 AM.

Are you just some kind of sick f*ck? There are many people who cannot help their disability, you really are very twisted and I pity you.

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#2. February 23rd, 2008, at 7:56 PM.

Pathetic…you obviously don’t know too much about Mr Crip!

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#3. February 26th, 2008, at 11:38 AM.

“Pathetic” is obviously some sort mental cripple himself. Being completely devoid of brains, I found it hard to believe, but it must be true. He certainly has the right name for it!

In Mr Crips case it was his own fault entirely that he became a cripple, and I’ve got no sympathy for him. At his age he should have known better.

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#4. February 26th, 2008, at 2:13 PM.

Wendy, you’re just miffed because I turned you down.

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#5. February 28th, 2008, at 7:40 PM.

Pffft!

Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com Shazia Shamim
#6. August 15th, 2008, at 8:34 PM.

Pathetic you did excellent effort.. why all are yellow and same font? why you did not add some little symbol of disability to make the little bit more attractive…

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