New Bedroom Furniture Improved My Sex Life!
Yes men, if you want to improve your sex life, I have one quick, easy tip.
BUY BEDROOM FURNITURE!
There you go, forget Viagra, forget porno movies, forget fantasising about your wife’s best mate, get the lady in your life some new bedroom furniture.
As you may have guessed from my constant bitching, MrsCrip is always having a go. If it was not for the fact that MrsCrip has a fine set of tits, she would have been kicked out (metaphorically speaking) ages ago!
One of her latest rants has been the guest bedroom and its state of disrepair. Well in all fairness, I really could not be bothered about the guest bedroom, after all I spend all my time bitching about life to be worried about entertaining people. Why the hell do I want to have people come round who do nothing more than pillage my supplies and force me into spending more money than I need to on food.
MrsCrip was not buying my stance on the bedroom and was giving me some serious ear bashing, until one day it stopped. Very strange, it was so quiet, it was almost like she had left me 
It was the calm before a very welcome storm!
In retrospect though the old bint had changed strategy; the nagging had gone, the shite dinners were replaced with Marks and Spencers finest, and most importantly, the frumpy clothes the old bint had been wearing had been replaced with some ultra sexy lingerie - Happy days! Her abbrasiveness had now been replaced with a very attentive demeanor.
I have to say I was caught off guard with this behaviour, there I was having the absolute time of my life being treated like a Roman Emporer with my impressive whore on tap, when all of a sudden - it stopped! Lock stock, the frikkin lot, what the good MrsCrip giveth, the bad MrsCrip taketh away!
THE THOUGHTLESS BITCH!
It was only after a couple of days of returning to the mundane life that I tackled her as to her schizophrenic behaviour; why was I no longer being treated like a god? Her response was swift and to the point and left me in no doubt of what was required to return to this sumptious, spoilt lifestyle I had briefly enjoyed a few days earlier.
Buy the bedroom furniture she wanted for the guest room!
MrsCrip had played a blinder, and in all honesty I had been battered into submission and subsequently I began to see her point of view in a very different light!
Once her demands were met (with some furious online purchasing in a very short space of time), my days of five-star treatment returned? very quickly!
