MrCrip & Co Join War On Scientology

Recently an online group known only as ‘Anonymous’ have started to wage war on Scientology, their reasons are clear, they are in fact the same reasons as the rest of the world has for hating Scientology and everything it stands for; its an utter load of crap.

For those of you who don’t know, Scientology was ‘founded’ by a science fiction writer called L. Ron Hubbard, who stated that millions of years ago some aliens were sent to earth and lived in our volcanoes, until one day the volcanoes erupted and the alien beings (called ‘Thetans’) decided to fly out and posses every human being on earth. Scientologists believe that these aliens live inside all of us (they are invisible, duh) and have lived through many past lives, but can not handle psychiatry or psychology as these are destructive processes that should be avoided at all costs. Which may sound like L. Ron Hubbard made up an excuse ‘not to see a psychiatrist due to his religion’ when he was accused of being completely off his rocker, but I am assured by reliable sources that this is not the case.

Scientologists believe many preposterous things, like that you can measure whether or not someone is the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard by having them hold onto two metal probes, and that women must not make any sound during child birth because it might stress out the Thetans. There are many, many more of these stupid made up facts that these morons follow so dearly, but that is not why we are here today, so for further enlightenment you can read the wikipedia article, or watch an excerpt from Southpark that accurately depicts the actual beliefs of scientology.

So, recently ‘Anoymous’ announced that they have had enough, and sat back in their comfy office furniture with a keyboard a mouse, and systematically took down one of the main Scientology websites by bombarding it with so many inbound connections that no one else could access the site. A genius move, and a definite step in the right direction.

More recently still, Anonymous have leaked 45mins of a new film starring (famously hated scientologist supporter) Tom Cruise as the lead. Gutted Tom.

For more articles on the activities of Anonymous visit this digg page, and have a look around.

Needless to say MrCrip & Co would like to express our most warm and bountiful support for Anonymous and their activities, in a similar way that we would like to express a warm and bountiful support for the breasts of Angelina Jolie.

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Written by MrAngry on January 25th, 2008 with 10 comments.
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