Most Haunted FAKE, FRAUD, RUBBISH!

Most Haunted, have you seen it?

It’s the ghost-busting program on Living; for those of you that have not seen it, you are not missing on anything.

Most Haunted is nothing but a fake, after seeing the indisputable evidence around the web, the only thing you can be assured of with Most Haunted is that fakes don’t come any bigger or better, in fairness you have to admire the theatrics!

Most Haunted, fake paranormal bullshit

For those of you that have seen it, my commiserations. For those of you that fully believe in it,my commiserations.

The programme is seriously flawed, it’s so funny that when anything happens the camera is never actually on the action, it sees the action happening!

Let us look at the Most Haunted presenters and their attributes to Most Haunted’s ghost hunting.

Yvette Fielding - Ex Blue-Peter bint, she squawks a lot and calls spirits ‘bitch’. The fact that Fielding looks half-dead adds to the realism of the show, if a freak like Yvette Fielding is in touch with the ‘other side’, I would suggest it is they are are scared to re-death from her minging looks!

Karl Beattie - Executive Producer: - Karl is Yvette’s resident piece of cock, and to be honest the word cock sums him up nicely. Often brazen in his attitude towards ’spirits’, Karl tries to act the big man, but fails spectacularly! Karl Beattie comes across a first class wanker! It is no surprise he ended-up with someone as minging as Yvette Fielding.

Cath Howe - Make Up Artist: Cath’s name is very apt - Howe! How the feck does a make-up artist get on a gig like this.

The fat dumpy excuse of a woman needs more make-up then anyone on the show given her residual ugliness!

This dumpy fat muppet is a useless piece of piss. Whenever asked to do a solo challenge the dumpy little bint bursts into tears and says she will not go! What sort of brave ghost hunter is that?

Ciaran O’Keeffe - Paranormal investigator: Hangs about in the background making noises, supposed to be there to ensure 100% integrity, but comes up with stupid experiments that are as successful as ‘CARE IN THE COMMUNITY’. Ciaran O’Keefe is not an unlikeable chap but he has never proved anything. In any other job, Ciaran O’Keeffe would have been sacked for not producing results.

Stuart Torevell - Lighting Rigger: Stuart has a head like he has been under going chemotherapy since birth and with the ailments that tend to hit him during each show you would think his immune system had collapsed due to the chemotherapy. This idiot often feigns headaches, queasiness and general nausea.

And finally, Most Haunted’s biggest fake and walking penis (drumroll please)

David Wells - Medium (TWAT) This freaky gaylord is as convincing as a medium as a Fat Bastard at an anorexics convention.

At least Derek Acorrah actually delivered some form of bollocks. David Wells couldn’t deliver a pint of milk if he were a feckin milkman.

I’ve got more paranormal insight in my disabled arse then this fraud has. The only spirit this fraud can make contact with is Jack Daniels!

This mumbling poof is a complete waste of time and makes the show look shit. If you are going to try and make contact with the dead, don’t use an unlikeable poof who was obviously bullied very badly when he was at school and buggered senseless, if I was a spirit the last person I would contact is the useless twat that is David Wells.

If David Wells can communicate with spirits then I am the Queen Mothers fanny.

And a special mention to Julian Clegg - Julian Clegg must have some real dirt on a the producers. Why else would such a freak of nature get a job on this show? Julian Clegg wears crap shirts and looks at paranormal pictures that gullible people have faxed or emailed in. This guy looks also like he was bullied at school, but in this case he look s like he was dangled over a staircase by his ears. FREAK

And finally - The viewers.

What can you say about the class of twat that watches Most Haunted? Classless, gullible and stupid!

All the sad cases that text in saying they are scared for the team are complete sad freaks that have no life.

The audience of Most Haunted is predominantly made-up by sad women, old people and homosexuals who are obviously not getting enough cock! Get a life you FREAKS! Your pathetic infatuation with this show is giving Fielding and her cronies stacks of cash.

It’s all a big con!

Written by MrCrip on November 1st, 2007 with 48 comments.
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MrBlack
#1. November 1st, 2007, at 11:56 AM.

At last a argument to proove this show is a load of crap!

Have some of that Most Haunted fans!

MrCrip
#2. November 1st, 2007, at 2:28 PM.

There are some other sites that are talking about this bullshit program;

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=295960

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16303507&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=spooky-truth–tv-s-most-haunted-con-exposed-tv–name_page.html

I might start http://www.yvettefieldingisafraud.com

Tony
#3. January 7th, 2008, at 3:34 PM.

I have watched this show twice, and as you have stated, something moves in the next room, and the slow arse people take there time and find a baby cot swinging, that obviously was done by someone in the crew and had time to scamper off whilst they waddle into the room. Complete unconvincing bollox

Matt
#4. January 10th, 2008, at 6:14 PM.

You raise interesting points on Most Haunted. However the gravitas of your statements is somewhat detracted from by your exceptional homophobia. You’re “Mr Crip”, I am also disabled; which brings me nicely to my point. You face daily prejudice, as I do, yet you still spout bigotted crap such as that found in your David Wells paragraph. Come on, you should know better than that. You know how it feels to not fit the normal stereotype and are therefore a supreme hypocrite for attacking someone on that basis. Metaphorically and maybe literally, your own legs are removed from under you!
There’s plenty one could say about this individual without resorting to the queer bashing. Mock what he does, not who he is, as an example my writing this and gently mocking you is for your disgusting hypocricy, not because you’re disabled. Wells may well be a muppet, but he isn’t a muppet because he is gay.

Nick
#5. January 12th, 2008, at 12:29 PM.

Hahaaa! Just saw this show for the first time on the Travel Channel (in America) and I had to immediately get online to make sure someone had called bullshit on this ludicrous crock of crap! It would at least be semi-believable if every once in a while they went somewhere and encountered nothing at all. How amazing that every single time they ask a “spirit” something or go looking for a “sign” — voila! They feel “a cold breeze” or hear a “knock.” “Ooh!” “What is it??” “Something’s just stuck its finger up my ass!”

I have to say, though — kudos to these clowns for getting someone to air their ridiculous little skits. They’ve got to be making some serious coin, as this program is airing throughout the English-speaking world.

Did anyone see the spoof Hugh Laurie did on Saturday Night Live? Pretty hilarious.

Nick
#6. January 12th, 2008, at 12:32 PM.

Here’s a link to the spoof:

http://www.fanpop.com/spots/saturday-night-live/videos/26483

MrCrip
#7. January 13th, 2008, at 2:46 PM.

Well’s is totally a muppet cos he’s gay, if didn’t love sweetcorn on the end of his boyfriends cock and didn’t jump like a big girl every time there was the slightest knock I would perhaps like him.

The fact he is a big gay camp twat leads me to want to utulise his sexuality as a point of ridicule. If it was not so blatantly obvious that he was a raging bender then I would not have used it as source of derision.

The fact is, David Wells is a shit medium, and the fact he is camp shit medium makes it ten times worse!

MrCrip
#8. January 13th, 2008, at 2:48 PM.

Nice one Nick, Most Haunted is a crock of shit. Anyone who believes it is real is a completely out of touch with reality.

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ian Williams
#10. January 14th, 2008, at 5:19 PM.

Shit man , do you tell it like it is . This has got to be the best rant about this load of crabby whore bollocks I’ve ever read .
Mate you are the main man , keep it up fella .

Robert
#11. January 15th, 2008, at 11:14 AM.

For so called disabled bloke, your as funny as this show, god Almighty your homophobic and your sick.

MrCrip
#12. January 15th, 2008, at 2:20 PM.

There is no ’so-called’ about it, I am disabled. Am I homophobic? Maybe, am I sick? Maybe, do I give a fuck? No!

Matt
#13. January 17th, 2008, at 9:58 PM.

Well, in that case it’s perfectly OK for me to rip the shit out of you for being disabled then isn’t it. Like I said, I’m disabled - but hypocrisy doesn’t seem to register with you so I can happily take the piss out of you for something that isn’t your fault, and you couldn’t say anything about it, could you.
Homophobes are an interesting species. I’m not gay, but I despise bigots of all types. There was an Austrian chap (yes, he was born in Austria, NOT the perfect Germany) that passed himself off as German no so long back that would have had you, me and Wells executed, in our cases for being “Useless Eaters” in his case for being gay, and you seem to share his views. Do you hate yourself too? No, I doubt it, you’re far too narcissistic; forever hiding behind the “The worlds been bad to me, I’m disabled so I can say what I want” banner. Evolve some gonads and a frontal cortex while you’re at it.

Matt
#14. January 17th, 2008, at 10:02 PM.

Oh and finally for the record, I find camp gay men highly irritating too, but I don’t HATE them because of it. You seem to. I’m glad you delight in your narrow mindedness… a few more people like you and maybe we can bring the BNP to power?

MrCrip
#15. January 29th, 2008, at 10:09 AM.

Ooh, Matt has been playing Brain Training on his girlie Nintendo DS - The handheld console for lady boys!

you are a cock
#16. February 8th, 2008, at 4:59 PM.

i find it funny that you took the time to make this ridiculous page! Any normal person would just not watch the show if they think the way you do!

Also, you’re a prick, and a homophobe.

Cheers

MrCrip
#17. February 8th, 2008, at 7:01 PM.

Who the hell said I was normal? And whose more stupid? You read the blog and felt compelled to write a comment because I got to you!

Let’s face it, you’re just a jealous bum-bandit who will never have the pleasure of dry bumming me!

thissitesucks
#18. February 13th, 2008, at 9:05 AM.

You need some education, you talk like a drug habit scouser. I think you need to find a women and get laid, plus you seem to know a awfull lot about the show and the cast, that makes me wonder. oh feck

MrCrip
#19. February 13th, 2008, at 3:09 PM.

Dear thissitesucks,

Are you professionally stupid? Of course I have watched the show, how else could I have made my assumptions?

Based on your comment, I think it is safe to say that you lick boys!

What do you do when your brain isn’t working?

Jack
#20. February 19th, 2008, at 11:54 AM.

Wow - the self appointed PC militia cock-jockeys love jumping onto their soap boxes for a bit of drama. Shame.It’s called a blog, donut-punchers. It is the ultimate personification of global free speech and the beauty is that you don’t have to read it. So go visit sites that agree with your fragile leftist liberal bleeding little hearts. Stop beating MrCrip ‘cos he’s not acting like YOU would like a decent, conformist, self-pitying disabled person to act.

MrCrip
#21. February 19th, 2008, at 2:29 PM.

Jack, i’d rather be sat on my crippled arse than camp it up pretending I can communicate with the dead, like fraudster David Wells.

Hope Moore
#22. February 24th, 2008, at 12:07 PM.

Your comments re David Wells (Most Haunted) are really funny. The show is very dull and I am fed up seeing Fielding screaming all the time. She is never alone for heaven sake, why make films of this nature if you are going to behave like a prize pratt and turn them into a circus. Gordon Smith is a brilliant medium and when he is given the chance and he has a dynamic personality - there is no residual energy and no vortex he gets the information and delivers and he is accurate.

MrCrip
#23. February 24th, 2008, at 1:48 PM.

Hope, I think you and I should become the main presenters of Most Haunted.

Hank
#24. March 18th, 2008, at 11:04 PM.

Most haunted - they must have so much money, why dont they put a camera in every room and one under the fucking table when they do that bullshite table tipping crap!!!

Stevey P
#25. March 20th, 2008, at 2:50 PM.

Hehehe, that’s some good ranting MrCrip, couldn’t have put it better myself. I also admire the fact that you managed to sit through a whole episode, I would have had to hide all the sharp implements!

banny
#26. March 26th, 2008, at 11:13 PM.

Thing is, this most haunted is a well set up programme that should be able to set cameras so that all angles are covered in every room the do theses contacts with spirits. The fact that they do not is evidence in itself that they are frauding us.
Derek Acorah was a complete con, i have seen him live on consecutive nights and he gave the same reading to two different people on two different nights, wanker ! frauding people that may have just lost someone is not fair.
as for david wells, i met him in warrington as he was promoting his new book, playing on the most haunted appearances, i think he has been sacked now.

MrCrip
#27. March 26th, 2008, at 11:32 PM.

I think Hank made a really valid point, why do they not place cameras under the tables? This is a TV company, it’s not as though they are short of the blasted things!

Rhiannon Webster
#28. March 30th, 2008, at 9:01 PM.

Mr Crip, watcing most haunted live is like telling you not to eat SWEETCORN, you know the outcome is probably a load of undigestable shit but we still swallow it. Bring back the orbs and Derick Ork. shiver in my boots ect. at least we could swallow the orbs without a fast follow through of undigesable Crap.

Duncan
#29. March 31st, 2008, at 9:57 AM.

Satans Shitty City, I really can’t believe that I’m actually paying a subscription for utter crap like this…more intelligent crap comes out of my cats arse…ask akora(I’ll get hate mail now).
How can paul what his name ross openly state each night that heavette and co haven’t seen or heard anything about this clip wer’e about to see!!!!! she bloody well narrates it, beetie produces/directs it, dorkville is something to do with the dubios lighting, cath..enough said..but you see where this is going EVERYONE but us has seen it.
If this is what wev’e got to put up with when wer’e dead then I’m buggered…the thought of being woken up by that bunch frightens the crap out of me now.
Oh, my dog was staring at the tv during the show…could it have been a ghost..nah the piece of pizza I chucked at heevie.

Mr.Dong
#30. April 4th, 2008, at 1:06 AM.

What a great page Mr.Crip!!
So I made the mistake of watching this Satans City most haunted shite today - part 5 when the 3 twats (yvette, lesley, and the fat one) are doing a ouija board - well virgin replay thingy allows you to rewind and pause etc, so you can actually see yvettes hand go to grab the glass to turn it upside down - then they ponder for all of 2 seconds as to how the glass got turned upside down - no matter if you got brass balls, you would be gone like lightening if a glass turned a full 180 degrees all on its tod!! Bollocks to the shites involved with that show!!

abbie c
#31. May 11th, 2008, at 10:54 PM.

mr. crip

u must be the biggest most predudiced dick head walking, you are only here to slag people of and take the mick outof those less fortunate than ur self, mind u i would rather have no limbs be deaf, blind and unable to speek than be you and have you sick personality and live the life with absolutly no shame!!

u are a twat, a paracite nothing but a loser who has nothing else to do with his time!! you are going no where in life and so chose to slag off those that have made a success out of something unique regardless of real or fake!! most haunted has a entertainment vlue that quiet frankly u do not have, and to what u were sayingabout the audience been thick for watching it, i would jus like to say that the show pullsin a 2 million per episode and between 3 and 5 million per live and that is far more people than u can ever imagine, i tell you tho im sure u would realise if they were on ur doorstep,

you have just as much right to put ur opinion across but when it is at the expence of others that are less fortunate whether it be disabled people, or people of the largervariety it isnt called foer, so i suggest u take u opinion and shove right where the sun dnt shine u obnoxious, prat!!

abbie c
#32. May 11th, 2008, at 11:02 PM.

oh and before u go off about the spelling mistakes i couldnt give a shit and i think it proves my carlessness is howmuch i think to ur pathetic blog…….

ALSO I REACKON U ARE A HOMOPHOBIC MOOVAFOOOKA COZ U ARE STRUGGLEING TO COMETO TERMS WITH UR REAL FEELING TOWARDS MEN!!! dnt be a shamed i am sure you aint the only gay in ur village u dick

MrCrip
#33. May 12th, 2008, at 7:14 AM.

Dearest abbie c, the very fact so many people watch the show highlights the state of the United Kingdom. I do fear for the country when unfortunate individuals such as yourself are taken in by such murderous rubbish.

And who’s to say the sun does not shine out of my arse?

All the best MrCrip

abbie c
#34. May 12th, 2008, at 7:13 PM.

oh believe me the sun shines far from ur fat arse!!! the reson being u are to busy sitting on it!

dearest mr.crip (note the sarcasm)

the very fact that so many people watch the show shows the support and also shows how the sho has become a big hit!! regardless of to what u think!! u are saying that the united kingdom is in the state that it is because people chose to watch this programme and others like it, well i only have to say to u that the there are far more disturbing and cruel thinkgs happening in the u.k and the rest of the world such as rape, abuse, neglect, racism, homobia, discrimination, and many many other cruel and unfortunate things to even suggest that the state of the u.k lies at the feet of those individuals that make unique and wachable t.v programme.

when i think of u only to two words pop in to my mind…..METALLY DISTURBED

na do one, u dick!!!!

lots of love and a million kisses abbie (once again plz remember to note the sarcasm)

mick nicholls
#35. May 12th, 2008, at 7:43 PM.

hi mr ,crip every one on most haunted is a joke,you have said what most people havewanted to say on line , if anyone wants to be scared out of their minds, just go down the side of haydock park racecourse about two in the morning on their own , its spine chilling,

MrCrip
#36. May 12th, 2008, at 8:53 PM.

Abbie, have you always been a mindless arse warp, or is it something you worked for?

The very fact you cannot type a message indicates you have a very low mental capacity to filter what fact from fiction. The very thought of you tuning in to watch Most Frauded underlines what a very below average brain capacity you must have.

Have you sought professional help for your mental issues?

MrCrip
#37. May 12th, 2008, at 9:01 PM.

Hey Mick,

I called it as I saw it. The reaction of crabbie just goes to show how Yvette Fielding and Karl Beattie have brainwashed the pathetically stupid members of the British public.

All the best

MrCrip

MrCrip
#38. May 12th, 2008, at 9:09 PM.

Crabbie,

I read your posts again, did anyone not teach you your words can project sarcasm. The very fact you had to illustrate the fact meant your attempt at sarcasm was at best, extremely lame.

I would offer you the night of your life, but the fact you are probably some 30 stone heffer would put even a lowly cripple off from getting anywhere near your repulsive to

So you carry on shoving your rampant rabbit up your old c*nt and keep bringing yourself off when watching Yvette Fielding, as no other sane person disabled or not would to shag such a repulsive freak of nature.

abbie c
#39. May 12th, 2008, at 9:17 PM.

i think i have already covered the reason for my pathetic typing and it is that i couldnt care less about this stupid page and so it shows through the callousness of my writing!

but seens as though you are a retard and are unable to read txt language i will write more formally for you, not that you deserve it.

you still didnt ansew what i said i made a point of there being much more in the world that we should pay more attension to and all you keep doing is goin on and on like a brocken record!

and have you always been a mindless psycho idiot with no life or is it something you have had to work for???

your pathetic, get a grip you moronn!!!

abbie c
#40. May 13th, 2008, at 2:31 PM.

mr.crip the prick!!

for your imformation i am 5 foot 11 ans a size ten!! so the 30 stone bit u were wrong but i guess being you , you just have to get used to being wronge!!! oh and also the best thing is i can walk!!!!!

oh and to the sarcasm bit, i think the reason for my putting it in brackets and having to point it out is due to the fact that u are as thick as a brick and need help in certain department!

so do me a favour and on your bike, or shuld i say on ur chair

Sandie
#41. May 13th, 2008, at 11:05 PM.

Christ Crabbie, what a picture this conjures up!!!

A lanky great 5 foot 11inch dyslexic, with absolutely no sense of humour, who gets completely incensed about some fabricated bilge that is passed off as entertainment. And then wait for it, did you say size ten, was that your foot size? Mind you that would make complete sense because I reckon you’d need a frame that size to accommodate that bloody great chip you carry around on on your shoulder.

MrCrip
#42. May 13th, 2008, at 11:09 PM.

You see Crabbie, I’m not the only one who thinks you are a c*nt!

abbie
#43. May 15th, 2008, at 2:38 AM.

dnt av a chip on my shoulder aint syslexic, dnt giv a shit bout u think

u two suck each off ina dark ali and both av problems with being stuck in the closet you long to burst of!!!

need to get oer your selves

if ya known me u wud noi av a sence of humour but seens as tho i dnt associate with dicks such as your selves means you neva will (couldnt care less if you cared)

so there you are you pair of cuts

and believe ne you eva cam where i live with the attitutude u both fukin av you will get fuked up before you claim your disabilty

you pair a of complete paralympic prats!

abbie
#44. May 15th, 2008, at 2:40 AM.

just realised i put syslexic instead of dyslexic na i think that proves i aint, idiots!

jus coz i aint a ova qualified loser (or a under qualified lose, in fact i aint luv ma self)

xxxxx

punk dave
#45. May 16th, 2008, at 6:33 PM.

to the complete wanker that is mrcrap oops i think i meant mr dickhead, whoever. open your fuckin mind. if you in your little slum, have ever seen most haunted have they ever seen a ghost, no, why? because they dont make things up like american tossers. orbs yes sounds yes,i,m 46 year old tattooed and pierced punk rocker, so do you think im the sort of person that believes, but i have an open mind. unlike you shit for brains
angry punk manchester

chris farrall
#46. May 16th, 2008, at 8:30 PM.

punk dave? punk was all about open minds and fuck everyone dave and excuse me but a 46 and from manchester you have no fucking idea. punk dies in 1978 when you were what? 17?
I suppose your 1 of the fuckin millions who saw the pistols in manchester? in a room for 150?
Mr crip speaks what narrow minded toss pots like you think so shut up and fuck off

abbie
#47. May 16th, 2008, at 9:47 PM.

punk dave u sound like a r8 loser, u sound like the idiot round the corner from me who tries to get down with the kids but really only wants to get it on with them!!! “i am a 46 year old punk from manchester” oh please wot eva, seriously if that is meant to impress n e one then u might wanna find ur self a lil time machine and trvael back to the 1970’s!!!

du u make ur own jackets with that cloths studder u get in woolworths i can imagine it now, u sat there with you punk tatoos in ur punk house stroking ur little white fluffy cat called snowey, and watching the perfect housewif on t.v

what a twat!!!

MrCrip
#48. May 17th, 2008, at 3:14 AM.

Punk Dave, you are obviously a big Village People fan, why else would you dress like a gay boy?

You may have an open mind, but you also have an open arse, and you obviously like cock in it!

It is without question that I do not have shit for brains, as unlike you, I do not live in Manchester you gormless twerp.

I bet you moved to Manchester after watching Queer as Folk hoping you could get your cock up some 15yr old boy’s arse.

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