Mobile Phone Rage
I thought I would share with you the state of my Sony Ericsson phone after we decided to part company. I must say the Sony phone did not know that we were going to be parting company, it was a spur of the moment thing.
The worse thing I find about mobile phones is that if I ever have to call MrsCrip and she does not answer I get really pissed off!
Mobile Phone Rage
After all what is the point of having a mobile phone if you never answer the damn thing? It’s frikkin pointless.
So my poor old mobile phone got it after I could not get through to the wench; fact of the matter was I needed to know where something was and being in the dark only put me into a dark mood.
As I tried to call for a second occasion an greeted with her shite voicemail message again I flipped and threw the phone at my chest of drawers.
After the first shot the phone was still in tact - but my rage had taken serious hold, once I saw there was no real impact damage I got to work on it again.
Pick up phone, look for target, take aim -
SMASH - Bingo, the from fascia came spinning off - now I actually felt like I was getting somewhere.
However, my rage was still burning at my woman’s inefficiency to answer her sodding phone - I was far from finished with this phone rage.
Seeing that phone still worked (bar some glue), you would have thought that I would have given up the game and let bygones be bygones, oh no. I wanted revenge on this bastard piece of crap and subsequently I continued to deliver blow after blow onto the innocent phone until it could take no more - yes, like Amy Winehouse, it was f*cked.
Was my rage worth the effort, after all the phone was not insured. Part of the reason for giving the phone a beating which led to its death was I knew the phone was quite ancient anyway and I was due an upgrade from my mobile supplier - which I duly got 24 hours later at no extra cost.
The truth of the story is this:
It was my woman’s fault that I had to smash the phone up, if she had not been so frikkin lazy and answered when I rang, the following pictures would not have been on this site today. Mobile phone range is caused by women and that is a FACT.
Written by MrCrip on July 29th, 2008 with
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#1. July 31st, 2008, at 10:10 AM.
i totaly agree some of my phones have been a victim to heavy brick work due to the fact that yes it was a women didnt pick up the other end. I think i speak for every one whats the point in owning a mobile if you dont bother FUCKING ANSWER THE DAMM THING