Is Fiona Phillips the Ultimate TV News Presenter MILF?

MILF - For all of those that do not know what it means is the acronym for Mothers Id Like To F&*!.

So does Fiona Phillips wear the crown of MILF TV Presenter? Some people say that Fiona Phillips is the sexiest presenter on TV? Who are these people? How do we allow so many nutcases out - Care in the Community doesn’t work!

There are times when Fiona Phillips looks attractive, but I would not get up early to put the TV on to take a look at her.

Some of you may ask why do I have so many pictures of TV Presenters on MrCrip? What is the purpose?

Well if you think outside the box then you will get the answer. If you are a thick twat with the knowledge of a pea, then you won’t. The fact is the slagging off of sexy TV presenters and weather forecasters is done for a reason, as is the showing of images of said MILF and other sexy TV personalities.

Plus, truth be said, none of them are exactly mingers, so it is not all bad doing this!

Back to the topic: Is Fiona Phillips the best TV Newsreader MILF on TV?

Lets look at the contenders.

1. Kate Garraway - Her fanny is still settling down from giving birth - I’m sorry I forgot, none of these fuckers do it the right way they all book in fir a celebrity c-section. Is Kate Garraway attractive - Not really, if she was not on TV most men would not look at her twice. The only asset she has is big fuck-off tits. So what, so do loads of other women. In my honest opinion Kate Garraway is a c*nt. There she is on the box giving it the large one - Then she gets caught having a cigarette when she was pregnant - What a great fucking role model she was/is. It would not surprise me to know that she smokes with her child in the car, if she can do it when an unborn child is in the whom she is more than capable of it. Kate Garraway scores 2/10 and that is only because she has big tits.
2. Sophie Raworth - The ex-queen of BBC Breakfast TV. Honestly speaking there is something about Miss Raworth she is down to earth and does not appear to be an egotistical freak. There are plenty of images of Sophie doing the rounds on the web with very fanciful legs in shot. I can’t say what her current status is like folllowing the birth of her two children, but for not being photographed smoking when she was pregnant unlike the potential baby killer Kate ‘Myra Hindley’ Garraway, Sophie scores 7/10.
3. Lorraine Kelly - Does she have kids, has anyone been brave enough to shag her? 0/10 for Lorraine Kelly, I’d rather shag Rose West.
4. Penny Smith - Cannot be included in this poll as she remains unmarried and continues to work her way through executive cock and she is too old to have kids being nearly 60.
5. Fiona Phillips - She’s blonde, it looks like she has fairly good tits and nice legs and she is not unpleasing on the eye. So is Fiona the winner? Not on your frikkin life! She’s OK until she opens her mouth, this bint gets paid a mint to sit on a designer sofa and write for a shite tabloid newspaper and appear in the odd movie. She makes more balls-ups then Tony Blair, yet she continues to be the anchor woman of GMTV. I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that her husband is a player at GMTV. No bollocks, Fiona Phillips is not the hottest TV Milf, not even in her own vertical market, she scores 6/10

Written by MrCrip on January 14th, 2007 with 5 comments.
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