Lorraine Kelly Admits to Loving Cock live on GMTV!
The camera never lies!
Lorraine Kelly, the Scottish Bint of a TV presenter holds her hands up to be a lover all of things cock! Allegedly, asked live on GMTV whether Lorraine liked to see a cock in the morning she astonished viewers with a free admission that even with a big cock waking her in the morning she would find it hard to get out of bed!
This pleased the legions of jobless wankers who sit at home wanking furiously who totally misconstrued what Lorraine meant.
Of course Lorraine was allegedly talking about the fact that the sound of the Cockerill is hard to ignore in the morning. By the looks of it, it does look as though the Scottish Beauty (I don’t mean that, but I put it in to sound nice, personally I think she’s a minging pig who should be banished to Scotland where us English would not be subjected to her shite whitterings about bullshit subjects)
For those of you who do in fact love all things Lorraine Kelly, I have been nice and provided you with additional wank material - You sad bastards!
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#1. November 24th, 2007, at 2:09 AM.
I’d love to give Lorraine one. That’s all I can say. Fkn sexy, she is.