Klingon Freaks Get Keyboard
What is it with the obsession with Klingons??? There is a whole industry dedicated to the Klingon, is not just fantasy to these people it’s a culture and a way of life. Do these people really live in reality or is it just some mad escapism from there even duller and boring lives they lead?
A simple algorithm
Trekkie = Freak
Why would any sane person want to go out dressed as a Klingon? Why would any sane person hang out at conventions and queue up for hours for signed autographs and spend ludicrous amounts of money on trying to be a Klingon themselves?
Find me a Trekkie and I’ll find you someone with mental health problems who should be on strong medication, preferably Horse Tranquilisers!
It’s just ridiculous! It can’t be right that your role model in life is a fictional character from a popular sci-fi, is that why so many druggies die each year? How else can you explain the Superman – esque actions of a druggie trying to fly off buildings – FREAKS!
Take the Klingon language, the first question is WHY? Why would you want to spend time learning a language that serves no purpose except to talk to other Klingon freaks at a convention? Don’t these people have better things to do with their lives then sitting in on Saturday learning this stupid language and lets be honest you not exactly going to get you laid. Klingon is not exactly the language of love now, is it?
For those Klingon freaks who have managed to convince someone to have intercourse with them, you can keep it because there’s no amount of beer in the world that would make me shag a female Klingon. I mean look its just hideous; you wouldn’t take any of these home to meet your mum.
Klingon has gone so far now that there are gay and transgender Klingons, just look at these images below. Michael Bolton showing his camp side and Pete Burns posing for Transgender Monthly dressed as a Klingon.
Michael Bolton & Pete Burns
Quick Quiz
Is this:
a) A burns victim
b) A Klingon
c) David Dickinson to long on the sun bed with a beard.
To make matters worse Google are also in on the act. Instead of using the usual Google search page, they have now provided a search specifically for the Klingon nuts who finds one of the other million languages they provide not their cuppa tea.
Just when you thought the obsession with the Klingons could not get any worse you can now even buy yourself a keyboard designed in the Klingon language for those who refuse to even speak a proper language. Need I say more about how ridiculous this is?
If all these nutters, freaks or what ever you wish to call them truly want to be Klingon then I think it’s only fair that we send them back to their native homeworld of Qo’noS.
Written by CherryPopper on October 25th, 2007 with
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#1. October 25th, 2007, at 3:02 PM.
Fantastic! Reminds me of a clip I saw of triumph the dog when I spent the night at Big Dick’s Halfway-Inn. Here’s the phone number if anyone wants it
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