Kate Garraway vs Penny Smith
It’s a battle of the GMTV women. In the red corner we have Busty Kate Garraway and in the blue corner we have supple Penny Smith.
Both of these early morning TV Babes have legions of male fans, and both are equally capable of getting many men up each day.
So if you struck gold, won the lottery and could actually afford to woo one of these GMTV women, which one would it be? It’s a tough choice, let’s see if we can work through what would be a tough dilemma.
Round 1 - Plus Points
KATE GARRAWAY - The Plus Points
- Massive Boobs
- Can look stunning
PENNY SMITH - The Plus Points
- Yoga Expert - Flexibility is not a problem for Penny Smith
- Cracking set of legs
- Has a brain, so conversation should not be a problem
Judges score Round 1 to Penny Smith
Round 2 - The Negatives
KATE GARRAWAY - The Negatives
- Appears to have a big bottom
- Opens her mouth
- Being a mother has tarnished her looks, Garraway always looks tired
- Smokes
PENNY SMITH - The Negatives
- Penny is getting on a bit, her body parts dropping south could be an issue
- Classical music fan, nothing wrong with that, just not my cup of tea
- Tries to be funny; quite frankly it doesn’t work
Judges score Round 2 as a draw
Round 3 - Picture Round
KATE GARRAWAY - The Pictures


PENNY SMITH - The Pictures


Judges score Round 3 to Kate Garraway
After 3 rounds it’s a split decision,
To decide the competition we will judge ’sense of humour’
Round 4 - Sense of Humour
I have asked Kate Garraway if I can be her mate on MySpace. Given the fact that MrCrip is #1 in Google for her name, it would be a surprise if Kate Garraway was not aware of MrCrip. If Kate Garraway should accept my request she will be declared the winner through having an obvious sense of humour.
Kate the fate of the competition lies in your hands!
Written by MrCrip on July 21st, 2007 with
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#1. July 21st, 2007, at 3:25 PM.
If you put Garraways tits on Penny Smith’s body you would have an unstoppable sex machine!