Jo O’Meara Commits Suicide

For anyone unfortunate enough to have heard an S Club 7 tune, you would have know that known racist Jo O’Meara has been committing suicide with her singing for years.

Jo is now looking to take take this to another level and decided to try to take her own life after not winning Celebrity Big Brother. Was the known racist more upset at losing to the gorgeous, lovely breasted Shilpa Shetty that she let on. Could her white prejudice ways not accept the fact that an Indian woman had beaten her to the top prize?

Here is another classic example of a no-mark twat who gains more headlines than the murder, rape and gun crime that us Britons are subject too 24/7.

Personally speaking it is a shame she didn’t snuff it, I am sure my daughter has a signed poster somewhere, that would have fetched me a few quid - call it the Elvis/Lennon effect.

I have a message for silly bitch Jo O’Meara - You know what Big Brother is like, so why the fuck did you agree to go on the show? Does the word publicity have anything to do with it?

I wonder how much she got from the News of the World for her suicide story? Hopefully enough for another bottle of Teachers and big stash of painkillers. Do us all a favour please Jo, and do the job properly next time love.

As for your mate Cindy Lazarus who ’saved your life’. Well done! You kept another self publicising so-called celebrity alive.

Now Jo is blaming Channel 4 for her mental problems. That is bang out of order - Because of you and that shit music you and the other idiots pumped out for years, we have a whole generation that is suicidal, perhaps the constant drone of the shit sound that was S Club 7 has just finally taking its toll.


Written by MrCrip on March 5th, 2007 with no comments.
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