Jessica Alba, Too Prude to Go Nude (apparently)
Recently in the news Jessica Alba visited a Jacuzzi and was shocked to find that it was in fact, a nude spa.
Naturally at a grand old age of 26, she was mature and wise enough to comment publicly to the press I went to a spa and it was so traumatic because no one was wearing a suit in the Jacuzzi. It was gross! In all honesty I’m pretty sure my 12yr old niece could have come up with a sentence more inclined towards proper use of the English language, and certainly made a statement more descriptive than ‘it was gross!’
In all honesty though, I am having serious trouble trying to figure out what dear Jessica is so ‘grossed out’ about… we were all born naked into this world, and without her dear designer clothes covering her beloved fairy hammock, she too, would be nude… Jessica Alba nude? Surely not!!
My very favourite part of Jessica Alba’s little excursion at the spa though, was that she went on to say (and I quote)
“I don’t put it out there. I stay away from super-high heels, super-short skirts, revealing tops.?”
Really Jessica?
Lets be honest, that’s not STRICTLY true.
I think its fair to say that hypocrisy can be a beautiful thing, (especially in this case) however stupidity and ignorance are two traits that are never attractive and Jessica dearest, you have them both.
If you cant keep your own spam purse covered then don’t complain when other people let their hairless hamsters come out to play, and if you don’t like it honey, its quite simple, don’t go to a nude spa.
Written by MrAngry on December 13th, 2007 with
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sppppppppunk up! nuff said.
#1. December 13th, 2007, at 12:45 PM.
I like the purple top, it’s to the point!