James Nesbitt- NO NO NO

Now for once I am going to write on something perhaps less of you will know me as a racist for.

I have for a while been in much anger on who will star as the new doctor in the brilliant Dr.Who after the fourth season screens next year. When I find out that the bbc are planning on hiring yellow pages reject James Nesbitt. One of the shittest actors in the UK.

1. He’s not funny, why did he win an award for being funny?
2. He’s Irish.
3. He starred in cold feet which old middle aged people watched because they had nothing better to do or perhaps anyone with absolute no time on thier hands.
4. If he becomes Dr.who I may just join the muslim faith and take up terroism while im at it.
5. As you can plainly see he is quite clearly an insane pevert who shouldnt be allowed to star on a program children watch.
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WHAT are you doing bbc?!This is quite possibly the most cockoff decision since the re-signing of miss supreme chav Catherine Tate. What with Tennant leaving (does’nt surpise me if he’s got Tate as an assistant. I wouldnt want her shouting her shit at me all the time) and Russel T Davis possibly the best writer for the bbc at the moment, dr.who will be turned into nothing.

Dont you understand?

We DONT want James Nesbitt the irish prositute shagging twat.
We DONT want I think im a funny ginger whore by portraying a chav in nearly every person I play.

Piece of advice to both of you.
Go kill yourselfs before Doctor who fans do.

Love to your mothers.


Written by MrBlack on November 5th, 2007 with 14 comments.
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#1. November 5th, 2007, at 10:29 PM.

I like him,
but your right hes no Dr. Who

and i didnt know Tate was even in it,

should watch it abit more

loveto your mothers

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#2. November 5th, 2007, at 10:35 PM.

He’s a good actor, but Doctor Who?
NO-he’s not good enough for doctor who, no way, nadda chance!!!!

What are people thinking??
I think David Tennant should stay.

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#3. November 5th, 2007, at 10:56 PM.

I think he’ll make a good Doctor.

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#4. November 5th, 2007, at 11:21 PM.

MrCrip, as far as im aware you do not watch doctor who week in week out am I correct? The talent of Tennant is not going to be matched by Nesbitt or anyone for that matter. As for tate joining and Davis leaving they may as well stop the show.

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#5. November 5th, 2007, at 11:23 PM.

WHAT.

David Tennants gone?

And DAVIES IS GONE? D=! WHATS WRONG WITH MY WORLD? It made some sort of sense this morning. I think I’m going to go sit in a corner and cry myself to sleep. This isnt good! Forewarn me when that muslim terroris thing comes to fruition, MrBlack, I may join you.

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#6. November 5th, 2007, at 11:35 PM.

Fear not alex, he is making one more series alongside Davis however unfortunatley tate will be his assistant, she may be able to fight off a group of chavs with some booze but other than that she will be farely useless.

However after davis and tennant leave, the world of Dr.Who is over

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#7. November 6th, 2007, at 6:01 AM.

Catherine Tate….. that’s effing ridiculous….. I’ve never found a single thing that she has done even remotely funny… in fact I’d go as far as to say, I find her efforts at comedy to be more than slightly embarrassing…. still, if the BBC try her in enough jobs, then they’re sure to eventually come up with one that she can’t completely screw up….. teas, coffees, jammie dodgers?

FoX

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#8. November 6th, 2007, at 2:02 PM.

Arctic Fox - Target practice? :p

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#9. November 7th, 2007, at 12:27 AM.

Actually, I remembered James Nesbitt is a class one cock; the guy supports Man Utd - Feck off Nesbitt you useless bag of shite!

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#10. November 14th, 2007, at 7:41 PM.

I think James Nesbitt will make a fine Dr. Who . I think if you look at some of the older incarnations of the Dr you will find that he is not out of line for the part. Also so the man has a past So what. Does that change his acting skills NO. I find him to be very funny and very sexy.
As for Catherine Tate she is terrible. She is not funny. And she is annoying. If you cant get Rose back then get anything else But Tate .
As for doing Phone book ads I have seen them and they are hilarious. and Hey who doesnt need a paycheck.

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#11. November 14th, 2007, at 7:44 PM.

I think he will Make an Awsome Dr Who. I and my friends are looking forward to it.

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#12. January 24th, 2008, at 3:49 AM.

i think he will be perfectly alright and its not like he”ll be the worst doctor as far as im concerned he”ll be better than colin baker,peter davsion and sylrester mcoy

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#13. January 24th, 2008, at 3:54 AM.

i think he”ll be great and who else is there anyway u just know its gonna be a television actor it won”t be a movie star like ewan mcgregor get real people and it won”t ever be a women,
i honestly can”t see why people think nesbitt will be crap and just remember all u nesbitt haters when people first found out about daniel craig being cast as the new bond people were bitching on saying he”ll be shit and was he….. the hell he was he was excellent so i think all u nesbitt haters will be surprised

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#14. January 24th, 2008, at 10:36 PM.

Daniel Craig is the best Bond and Casino Royale is the best Bond film ever - GUARANTEED!

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