Jade Goody: Racist Losing Money - Thick Bint Going Bankrupt

What a shame to see Jade Goody is having a hard time following her racist outbursts on Channel 4’s Big Brother. I can picture Jade Goody having to cut her meals down to three dustbin loads a day.

What really pisses me off about this useless piece of trash is the fact the useless part of UK society embraced Jade Goody and turned her into the celebrity she was.

What the hell did Jade Goody ever do that made her so popular? She is nothing more than some stupid fat waste of space bird from London who is indicative of todays youth.

We have in our midst a generation of stupid individuals who in years to come will see this country go further to the dogs.

What sort of role model are we giving our children, it’s no wonder this country is in such a mess when we have trash like Jade Goody in the public eye.

Well Jade, here’s what you can do in your hour of need now that you have been found out to be the racist, poisonous foul-mouthed twat that any sane person always knew you to be.

You need to take yourself off to Beachy Head, walk directly to the edge of the cliff and don’t stop, when you feel the air whizzing between your legs you will know that you are just about to get fucked for the last time. The fact that anyone has shagged you beggars belief.

I rather shag a rotting corpse than your fat plastic torso - It’s fair to say that most dead people have more personality than you.

Jade Goody is indicative of the thick stupid teenagers that seem to be filling the streets of the UK more and more by the day. It is only when we fill our media with real people and real issues can we expect the youth of the UK to choose decent role models and start to behave in a more civilised fashion.

And what about Jade Goody perfume, I can only imagine that anyone wearing Jade Goody perfume carries the odour of rotting fish, in fact what sort of sad twat would actually buy themselves or their partner Jade Goody Perfume? Seriously, I am a mean bastard, but if I bought my partner ‘Jade Goody Perfume’ she would leave me immediately! It would be a huge insult.

I have nothing againts Jade personally apart from the fact that she breathes - I think the UK would be a far better place if it could rid itself of this sort of scum. Seriously, I do not know one person who buys into the whole Jade Goody thing.

Yet this seemingly stupid person had up until her blatant racist outbusrts on Big Brother ammassed a fortune - yet what had she actually done to deserve it? Nothing apart from show everyone what a thick twat she is. I cannot believe the amount of people who are looking for Jade Goody information. There are people taht are looking for pictures of Jade Goody’s tits, Jade Goody porn pictures and naked pictures of Jade Goody. What are you people like - you are sick.

Jade, please hurry up on piss off back to the hole you came from, you are a waste of time and you deserve the fall you are now taking.

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Written by MrCrip on April 4th, 2007 with 3 comments.
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