Hybrid human-animal embryos, the truth
What is all the fuss about human/animal embryos? Haven’t people noticed but we have been living in a human/animal kingdom for years. Look at the irrefutable proof that animal embryos have been used to create humans previously.
Boris Johnson - Sheep
Now I am not saying that Mr Johnson Snr. had sex with a sheep prior to dipping his wick in Mrs Johnson, but how else can you explain Boris’s freaky sheep hair on the top of his head?. But did Mr Johnson Snr. forget to wipe his old lad after going for a country walk all those years ago?
Kerry Katona - Dog
This is one rabid dog that should have been put-down. What else is there to say about the slut that is Kerry Katona. Known for sniffing and following lines, you have to think Katona would make a great sniffer dog for the old bill given her history with illegal substances.
Kerry Katona is one dog who I would love to see the shit kicked out of and then I’d give the pieces back to the PDSA to burn.
Jade Goody - Pig
This one takes no explaining. The ugly bint that is Jade Goody has resulted in an increase in beastiality cases being reported to the RSPCA. Because of Jade Goody, men are now so confused as to whether they should be shagging their bacon or eating it. It is plausible Jade Goody also got her brains from an animal, it would explain a lot.
Peter Crouch - Giraffe
The gangling footballer has grace, but lets face it his legs look like they came straight off a giraffe. Is it a case that Mrs Crouch unwittingly got some Giraffe spunk on her fingers when visiting the Zoo and when bringing herself off in the toilet she forgot to wash the animal semen of first?
If anyone has an animals legs, then without doubt it is Peter Crouch. No I am not saying specifically that Mrs Crouch has knowingly entered into sex with a Giraffe, all I am doing is asking the questions. Look at the photographic evidence, it does speak for itself!
Camilla Parker Bowles - Horse
No human/animal list is complete without a mention for the woman who is more hated than Myra Hindley.
But what was Camilla’s crime? People hate Camilla Parker Bowles because she is ugly, plain and simple.
No one can understand how Prince Charles could even manage to get a stiffy around this woman when the glamorous Princess Diana was home waiting to be plundered?
Now we all know Price Charles to be a little wayward, but ending up with the human experiment that is Camilla Parker Bowles is beyond all known parameters
Cherie Blair - Horse, Pig, Donkey, Skunk
Poor old Cherie Blair, they only thing she has gong for her is the fact that with each passing day she is another day nearer her grave and ridding the planet of what can only be classed as top scum.
With her classic pig-ugly looks, you have to wonder whether her parents were under a certain Dr Frankenstein. So why four animals for Cherie?
Easy, I detest this woman with a passion. If anyone is the definition of the word c*nt, it is Cherie Blair.
Fact: Cherie Blair is an old horse
Fact: Cherie Blair is without doubt a pig.
Fact: I’d rather shag a donkey
Fact: I can imagine her c*nt being more odorous than an angry skunk.
So there you have it folks, conclusive proof that human/animal experiments have been going on for years. The evidence is irrefutable and all of this current fuss is nothing but a smoke-screen to disguise the fact the technology is being paraded in the public domain and and every day of the year.
Written by MrCrip on May 21st, 2008 with
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#2. May 24th, 2008, at 6:55 PM.
Bojo and a sheep - priceless.