How to win the Euro Lottery
Winning the Euro Lottery is not as big a problem as what you might think.
The mathematicians would have you believe that to win ?95,000,000 the odds are 74,000,000 to 1. I disagree with those odds and I have 5 top tips on how to win the Euro Lottery.
Please note that if everybody follows these tips it may decrease your overall odds off walking off with the top prize.
- Buy your Euro Lottery ticket online - Mysteriously, there have been more winners from players who have brought tickets online*
- Don’t use the lucky dip - Lucky dips are weighted in the favour of Camelot; they give crap numbers and offer duplicate numbers in lines to give you less chance of winning*
- Use the same numbers - If you have a set of numbers do not change them, it’s lottery suicide!
- Find a lucky leprechaun - Let’s face it, we all need as much luck as possible, so find a small Irish person, dress them up in a silly costume and watch the luck roll-in!
- Pick the winning numbers - How difficult can it be, after all there are plenty of ‘thick as shit’ scummy chavs who have won millions on the lottery!
* Statistics taken from a dubios source!
#1. February 8th, 2008, at 8:15 PM.
If I win the ?95 million I will buy the internet and set fire to it!