Hot Tubs improve sex life
It’s official, having a hot tub can improve your sex life!
Say’s who? Say’s Dr Trina Reid, a sexologist and columnist, with her statement based on recent findings.
Here are the basic stats according to the Hot Tub/Sex survey
- 33% of those questioned said a “Hot Tub improved my love Life”
- 34% of those questioned said a “Hot Tub revved up my sex life”
- 61% of those questioned said only 42% of non hot tub owners, are happy with their sex lives.
- 34% of hot tub owners questioned believe that owning a hot tub has improved their sex life
- 20% of non hot tub owners questioned felt that owning a hot tub would improve their sex life.
- 55% Hot Tub owners have sex more than once a week
- 28% of those questioned would recommend a Hot Tub for relationship trouble
- 44% of hot tub owners and 27% of non hot tub owners felt a hot tub is a essential when planning a romantic holiday
The first question is this: would a pig-ugly woman actually get more sex if she had a hot tub?
Look at the pictures below of pig-ugly women. Ask yourself the question, would you shag one of these repulsive creatures? Come on fellas, you know the fanny of each and every one of these women stinks more than a hot fish market.
The second question is this: does having a few bubbles and hot water make you want to stick it in one of the ugly-pigs above?
FACT - The fact is CATEGORICALLY NO!
So if you are not ugly and have a spare ?4k plus, then I suggest you look at the following well-researched sites for some Hot Tub bargains.
O2 Relax - UK Hot Tub Supplier
Hot Tubs 4u - UK Hot Tub Supplier
Elite Hot Tubs - UK Hot Tub Supplier
And if you look anything like he collection of pig-ugly women pictured above then may I suggest a drastic course of Cosmetic Surgery or better still suicide!
Written by MrCrip on February 14th, 2008 with
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Alvin Lucier
#2. February 14th, 2008, at 10:23 AM.
I think I went out with the girl in the second picture from the left!!! I thought she was quite nice! I suppose the 6 pints of wifebeater did some what cloud my judgement!