Gordon Brown doing a good job…. So says David Beckham
Well folks don’t worry, the UK is in safe hands and Gordon Brown is doing a great job, say’s who?
Says the man of a thousand words and a huge intellect, Stephen Fry, er no it was that ex-Manc scum David Beckham, you know the one multi-millionaire who is a tax exile and is not effected with day to day grief of living in the UK such as how to buy food or pay his heating bill.
Why does the BBC and the media think what David Beckham says is worthy of news? Who gives a flying feck about what David Beckham thinks? In fact, I was not aware the ex Manc scum could think for himself.
How does David Beckham justify that Gordon ‘The Fraud’ Brown is doing a good job? Well Beckham’s comments prove the fact he is nothing but a thick twat who cannot read, for if he could read he would know after picking-up countless newspapers to admire himself and the walking Praying Mantis that is Victoria Beckham that Great Britain PLC is in one hell of a mess.
Of course the likes of David Beckham are not affected by worrying about not having an adequate pension in thirty years time. David Beckham will not be bothered when the heating bill hits the door mat. David Beckham does not have to worry about paying his dentist for dental treatment. David Beckham does not have to worry about waiting to get a Doctors appointment and David Beckham does not have to worry about the rising cost of fuel.
Now you may think this is a jealous ‘look what Beckham has got’ rant, well it’s not. David Beckham was an exceptional footballer who was graced with a skill which was well nurtured by his father Ted. David Beckham was fortunate enough to have excellent advisors around him following his tie-in with Victoria and the birth of brand Beckham.
My problem with David Beckham licking the dirty Scottish arse of Gordon Brown is this - David Beckham does not have to live in the real world. David Beckham has no empathy with the common man any more. He may have done once, but for Beckham to praise Gordon Brown is ludicrous horse shit.
Gordon Brown is clearly not doing a good job, he has the top UK political job simply because of a gay lovers pact many years ago between Tony Blair and himself.
Gordon Brown was not elected PM and through the mess the country is now finding itself in, he is not the man to see us through the many crisis which are on their way. Let’s not forget the United Kingdom has no financial reserves because of one man, yes you guessed it - Gordon Brown. He’s robbed pension funds, he sold our gold reserves on the cheap. The guy is an absolute liability.
But we can all sleep easy because David Beckham says he’s alright! This country is so full of shit!
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Written by MrCrip on January 9th, 2008 with
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#1. January 9th, 2008, at 7:21 PM.
I am a MANC, Beckham is a cockney. Please do not confuse the two. Up The Reds!