Ginger people, does the world need them?

Indeed, Ginger people, does the world need them?

I have to ask the question because common reasoning suggests most Ginger people are frikkin weird, and they all stink of disgusting foxes urine. This is not necessarily my view, I am only asking the questions?

Is this redhead ginger person acceptable to society?
Ginger woman with great tits
There are no shortage of jokes about ginger people which are mainly in poor taste, like this one for example:

Doctor to parents of new born baby: I have good news and bad news

Parents: What’s the bad news Doctor?

Doctor: The bad news is your baby is Ginger

Parents: And the good news?

Doctor: The baby is dead!

Remember you ginger people, it’s only a joke…….

So here is my list of useless ginger people

  1. Patsy Palmer: In my opinion a naff actress with a common whore London accent who was famous for saying ‘Ricky’. Ginger Palmer was not so long ago confessing she was a drug addict, so low and behold the BBC go and re-employ her
  2. Kerry Katona: Honorary Ginger so I can slate her - This self-confessed alcoholic and drug addict should not be allowed anywhere near children, how social services have not take her kids away is a absolute travesty of justice. Katona, do the world a favour put a ginger wig on and die soon!
  3. Adrian Durham: Gobby TalkSPORT presenter who likes the sound of his own voice. Mr Durham says what he thinks, but as he’s ginger his opinion does not count
  4. Scotland: The home of the deep fried Mars Bar! Around 13% of the Scottish population are ginger, need I say anymore!
  5. Nicole Kidman: Controversial selection, but the fact remains she married the freaky Scientologist Tom Cruise, so she gets in because her brain must of have been ginger nuts!
  6. Rupert Grint: The lucky actor who plays Rom Weasley in Harry Potter has a stack more cash than me, so for that he’s in!
  7. Geri Halliwell: I used to fancy Geri Halliwell once, then I recovered from my blindness and nearly choked on my vomit after seeing the ginger whore for the first time - Minging bird
  8. Gillian Anderson: I never got the whole ginger Gillian Anderson thing. If you ask me the X Files was subliminally telling us aliens are already here in the shape of freaky ginger people
  9. Lindsay Lohan: Lohan is a cock guzzling, drug taking slut fest. Another freak celebrity who thinks being famous is hard work and drinks to oblivion to help her deal with having millions in the bank, Lindsay Lohan is an utterly pathetic ginger bird!
  10. Anne Robinson: The only nice thing about Anne Robinson is the fact she is old and with each passing day she is getting nearer to her grave, the fact she is ginger, works for the BBC and has had cosmetic surgery makes her totally deplorable. Robinson thinks she is big and clever on a shit TV programme. I’d call her a ginger c*nt if I appeared on her shite TV show.

Ask yourself the following questions?

Come on ginger people, do yourself a favour and get some brown hair dye and be normal!

Look at the following ginger woman, would you? NO FRIKKIN WAY, you have to feel sorry for the parents!

Ugly Ginger bird who is dependant on her Rampant Rabbit for vaginal stimulation
Ugly ginger woman

But just so no one can claim I am unfair, here some pictures of Ginger (redheads) women that are totally acceptable!

This form of red hair and gingerish woman is acceptable
Sexy redhead and ginger woman

 

Another acceptable ginger woman
A sexy ginger model

So should we embrace ginger people or banish ginger people, or simply take the nice looking female ones and bang them senseless?


Written by MrCrip on August 21st, 2008 with 23 comments.
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#1. July 18th, 2008, at 10:04 AM.

Yeah, but surely Gillian Anderson would get it?

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w148/wgladstone/gillian-anderson.jpg

OOOh, yeah !

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#2. July 18th, 2008, at 6:04 PM.

also can someone tell me is looking at a ginge naked a good thing because i think not just close your eyes for a sec and think off freckels white pale skin and a bush as bright as an ozzy bush fire me thinks not

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#3. August 12th, 2008, at 2:59 PM.

im exquse me im ginger and i dont like you and i do not smell you do and im not weird you are bye

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#4. August 13th, 2008, at 12:20 AM.

Chloe - Who cares if you like me, I don’t care, you’re ginger!

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#5. August 13th, 2008, at 2:46 AM.

I know a ginger bloke and he lives with his ginger sister. Not sure if it’s actual ginger incest but it’s a fucking sickening thought. Now if he and she were brunettes all would be OK but orange family frolics are a big no no for me.
I think i’d even have trouble cracking a woody over identical twin lesbians doing things. That’s how wrong it is!
Strawberry blonde? Who are you kidding, you ginger cunt.

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#6. August 21st, 2008, at 7:40 PM.

right listen
people hu r like u idiots realy shud be sent to prison wiv the best of the other brunett and blonde prejudice idiots of this world
the hair dye comment was soooo unarigonal
u alll shud get a grip and consider how u look b4 critosising others hu are better people than u

xxx

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#7. August 21st, 2008, at 11:05 PM.

I really hope the last comment from ‘redhead and proud’ is one of the birds in either of the last two images on the page.

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#8. August 21st, 2008, at 11:45 PM.

Looking at the comments made by ‘Chloe’ and ‘Redhead and Proud’ just about sums up the mentality and lack of education these arseholes must have had.

Is it english or just gibberish? Lets face it, the standard of education in this country has hit rock-bottom. This generation can’t string a sentence together thats comprehensible. It doesn’t just apply to redheads either, all the younger generation are illiterate it seems!

The human race is slowly reverting back to monkeys with every new new generation.

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#9. August 21st, 2008, at 11:52 PM.

I am a redhead and proud of it. At least I can have sex without falling off my partner and breaking my back to finish up like a cabbage in a wheelchair!

My friend just showed me me your despicable blogpage. I think you should be castrated and locked away because of the terrible things you say on your blogpage.

What’s the matter, now you’re in a wheelchair can’t you get it up anymore?

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#10. August 22nd, 2008, at 12:18 AM.

Wendy there is nothing despicable about this blog, it offers an alternative view. Are you sure you are not the minging fat bird who’s in the picture? That would explain why you are so bitter.

Actually I’m ok with the wheelchair, but if I was ginger and in a wheelchair - well that would be soul destroying - thank christ I’m not ginger!

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#11. August 22nd, 2008, at 2:18 AM.

These freaky ginger people are only kidding themselves with such unbelievable words as ‘Proud’. Even claiming to have a partner is pushing it a bit.

Face it you rusty fools, if you could have been born normally or could take a magic pill to be less ginger - you certainly would. Proud indeed, not so when you turn lobster red after 2 minutes in the sun you short-tempered, angry weirdos.

And stop breeding. Keep your copper brillo out of sight, it makes your lady bits look overly red which is unsettling. A bit like butchers who use special fluorescent tubes to make the meat look better. Works for venison, not for you gross deficients.

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#12. August 22nd, 2008, at 6:58 AM.

Ha Ha, loving the ginger debate folks !!!

As shown there are two types of ginger people, either they are really stunning or they are rougher than a badgers arsehole, there is no inbetween.

I would love to have a go on one of the fit ones as rumour has it that they bang like a shithouse door in the wind. The fact they have a really bad temper and no obvious eyebrows would not stop me from poking the rusty crutch :-D

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#13. August 22nd, 2008, at 8:55 AM.

I think you should start a new debate mr cripple. Who thinks people in wheelchairs should be shot and put out their misery!? I do!

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#14. August 22nd, 2008, at 1:21 PM.

KL - You’re on, it’s in build now, I am happy to debate the issue of spanners.

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#15. August 22nd, 2008, at 8:55 PM.

Im a women who is all about cock that dosnt look like carrot cake after he is finished and pulled out with love juice on the end of his bell which i then like to eat out of my own hole of loving which has no ginger pubes.

Frankly seeing a bush fire down hells pants isnt my thing either as for a vote on smelling as foxes piss this has my vote down with reds. I think ginger people are fucking discusting inbread hilbillies and like Mr Crip says get some fucking hair dye its cheap enough! Oh.. and so is a Bic razor..

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#16. August 22nd, 2008, at 8:59 PM.

People in wheelchairs should be made to see how many times they can wheel across the motorways before a lorry ploughs into them.

Except of course John G, who unlike you, is a really nice cripple.

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#17. August 23rd, 2008, at 9:37 PM.

The only Ginger I like is Ginger nut’s you dip in your tea appart form that they are all loudmouths, ala Gordon Strachan, Chris Evans and that bird from T’pau enuff said!…

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#18. August 26th, 2008, at 12:18 AM.

Im ginger so thats bad, then again i have the use of my legs, unlike you. I believe that makes us even therefor equal, YAY, Flame over, normal life back on track. dont send negative reply, it ends bad.

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#19. August 26th, 2008, at 12:38 AM.

wow after reading this again i do agree with u on many points, ur points are well made and are really just statements of fact. The user comments that have been made are very poor (bar some of then i.e Griff) with silly ideas of inbreeding. If they had payed attention in science they would know that the ginger allele is reccessive therefor must be in both partners, even if they are both ginger that means their offspring will have recessive ginger alleles. therefor will not have the ginger hair. this is due to the fact that both parents may or may not have had reccessive ginger alleles. Inhereted charecteristics are random so its hard to tell if two ginger parents have a child will it be ginger.
So to destroy the claims by one user that gingers are inbred offspring, this was probably said by the user after a unhappy relation with her family involving incest. ive said my two cents hope it makes sense to you and have fun.

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#20. August 26th, 2008, at 5:03 PM.

Mr Cripp……Luckly i aint ginger, i have long natural brown hair but how the fuck can u take the piss out of ginger people when ur in a wheelchair??!! for christs sake ur a fuckin jub jub on wheels!!! i dont particualy like ginger hair at all but if i had the choice id rather be covered in it from head to toe than be stuck in a wheelchair with no use of my legs!!! ur a fuckin retard who cant walk!!! ginger people can change/cut/colour their hair…wot can u do???……still cant walk can ya!!! ha!!!

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#21. August 27th, 2008, at 12:12 AM.

this is a really good social experiment to show how people react to taboo subjects posted as rants. I enjoy sites like these, might have to do one myself.

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#22. August 27th, 2008, at 9:34 PM.

Fuck all ginger people with the ROUGH END OF A PINEAPPLE!

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#23. August 28th, 2008, at 11:33 PM.

It’s depressing to see that some people never mature. I’ve got red hair and I’ve never been given any real grief over the fact. I put this down to the fact that I was usually bigger than any potential name-caller, and would have flattened them. People like DSPk are obviously sad cunts who have never grown beyond the level of a playground.

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