Ginger people, does the world need them?
Indeed, Ginger people, does the world need them?
I have to ask the question because common reasoning suggests most Ginger people are frikkin weird, and they all stink of disgusting foxes urine. This is not necessarily my view, I am only asking the questions?
Is this redhead ginger person acceptable to society?
There are no shortage of jokes about ginger people which are mainly in poor taste, like this one for example:
Doctor to parents of new born baby: I have good news and bad news
Parents: What’s the bad news Doctor?
Doctor: The bad news is your baby is Ginger
Parents: And the good news?
Doctor: The baby is dead!
Remember you ginger people, it’s only a joke…….
So here is my list of useless ginger people
- Patsy Palmer: In my opinion a naff actress with a common whore London accent who was famous for saying ‘Ricky’. Ginger Palmer was not so long ago confessing she was a drug addict, so low and behold the BBC go and re-employ her
- Kerry Katona: Honorary Ginger so I can slate her - This self-confessed alcoholic and drug addict should not be allowed anywhere near children, how social services have not take her kids away is a absolute travesty of justice. Katona, do the world a favour put a ginger wig on and die soon!
- Adrian Durham: Gobby TalkSPORT presenter who likes the sound of his own voice. Mr Durham says what he thinks, but as he’s ginger his opinion does not count
- Scotland: The home of the deep fried Mars Bar! Around 13% of the Scottish population are ginger, need I say anymore!
- Nicole Kidman: Controversial selection, but the fact remains she married the freaky Scientologist Tom Cruise, so she gets in because her brain must of have been ginger nuts!
- Rupert Grint: The lucky actor who plays Rom Weasley in Harry Potter has a stack more cash than me, so for that he’s in!
- Geri Halliwell: I used to fancy Geri Halliwell once, then I recovered from my blindness and nearly choked on my vomit after seeing the ginger whore for the first time - Minging bird
- Gillian Anderson: I never got the whole ginger Gillian Anderson thing. If you ask me the X Files was subliminally telling us aliens are already here in the shape of freaky ginger people
- Lindsay Lohan: Lohan is a cock guzzling, drug taking slut fest. Another freak celebrity who thinks being famous is hard work and drinks to oblivion to help her deal with having millions in the bank, Lindsay Lohan is an utterly pathetic ginger bird!
- Anne Robinson: The only nice thing about Anne Robinson is the fact she is old and with each passing day she is getting nearer to her grave, the fact she is ginger, works for the BBC and has had cosmetic surgery makes her totally deplorable. Robinson thinks she is big and clever on a shit TV programme. I’d call her a ginger c*nt if I appeared on her shite TV show.
Ask yourself the following questions?
- Are Ginger people simply a freak of nature?
- Do Ginger people really smell of foxes piss?
- Should we tolerate Ginger people in society?
Come on ginger people, do yourself a favour and get some brown hair dye and be normal!
Look at the following ginger woman, would you? NO FRIKKIN WAY, you have to feel sorry for the parents!
Ugly Ginger bird who is dependant on her Rampant Rabbit for vaginal stimulation

But just so no one can claim I am unfair, here some pictures of Ginger (redheads) women that are totally acceptable!
This form of red hair and gingerish woman is acceptable

Another acceptable ginger woman

So should we embrace ginger people or banish ginger people, or simply take the nice looking female ones and bang them senseless?
Written by MrCrip on August 21st, 2008 with
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#1. July 18th, 2008, at 10:04 AM.
Yeah, but surely Gillian Anderson would get it?
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w148/wgladstone/gillian-anderson.jpg
OOOh, yeah !