Get Rid Of Soft Laws, Bring On Hard Bullets.

Speaking as a member of the general public, and tax paying, law abiding citizen, I am absolutely sick of a number of things in this country.

MrCrip and MrBlack seem to think that immigrants are the problem. I beg to differ, the issues within this country are far more serious.

I am of course referring to hoodies. The endless mobs of lower-middle class chavs that wander around in tracksuits and hoodies damaging property and assaulting people for absolutely no reason. The number of programs that we have on TV titled ‘road wars’ - ’street wars’ - ‘police, camera, action’ - and many many more should be an indication of this.
What takes place in these programs? That’s not a hard one, every week without fail we follow bev, trev, and trev’s brother kev, as they hood up (as it is known on the streets), get their knives and guns ready, then run off and steal a moped, crash it, shoot an old lady, and get fekked off their faces drinking vodka. Oh. And they’re 14.

How can immigrants possibly be a problem for this country when the apparent new designer clothing appears to be hoodies, and our society can’t even govern its own population properly, let alone that of others entering into this country.

Quite frankly the government need to stop being such limpwristed diplomatic prats.

Oh, we can’t say “retarded” we have to say “special needs” we can’t say a kid is frikking thick as two short planks, we have to say he has “learning difficulties”.

If they snapped out of trying to please every left wing tree hugging prat in existance and actually stamped down some authority then maybe this country would actually get somewhere.

Why do we not have a death penalty?

At the moment you can traffic nice big bags of sweet sweet cocaine and all you’ll get is a slap on the wrist, minimal jail sentence, and a fine. How much more of an effect would it have if people were given lethal injections for trafficing class A drugs?

“Alright mate, want some coke” would instantly be rewritten as “Alright mate, want some potential death?”

Far less appealing I’m sure you’d agree.

Hitler had the right idea about eradicating people properly (though admittedly he went a little over the top), why dont we round up every convicted paedophile, rapist, drug dealer, and hoodie-wearing, serial crime-comitting teenager, and ship them off to Australia like we did last time?

If Britain is going to improve then someone has to suffer, and quite frankly Australia dont have anything to lose.

Recently the story all over the news has been of the Brazillian who was shot on the tube for being a suspected terrorist, everyone is in uproar about it. My question is why? For the first time the police DO something about a suspected crime and shoot this guy who is coked up to his eyeballs anyway, and gave the police reason to  believe he WAS a terrorist. So whats the problem?

If only police would take this approach with gangs of desiger hoodie wearing chavs then our child pregnancy rates would go down, drug use would go down, crime rates would go down, and people might actually start behaving in a civilised manner.

The government uses fear tactics all the frikking time, so why not where it matters?

Dont ban hoodies from shopping centres, that does absolutely feckall. Get the BBC to broadcast that a new strain of anthrax has been traced to fibres being imported from abroad to manufacture jumpers.

Bang.

Hoodie sales crumble, yobs throw away their existing hoodies, and the problem is solved.

Written by MrAngry on November 2nd, 2007 with 3 comments.


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#1. November 2nd, 2007, at 1:23 PM.

I have hooded tops and wear hooded tops!

Does that make me a frikking hooligan? NO

Do I kick the crap out of dogs and cats? NO

Do I hang about on street corners hassling people? NO

Not everyone that wears a hoodie is a chav/scumster.

That said you have to say the majority of those who wear hoodies are following some stupid fashion; it is these sad indivudals that should have the shit kicked out of them and made to answer in a logical manner the following question: why they think wearing a hoodie is so god-damn cool?

Hoodies should not be banned, lets just wipe-out the Chav scum from the face of the world.

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#2. November 2nd, 2007, at 1:41 PM.

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#3. November 2nd, 2007, at 4:57 PM.

It isn’t the hoody-wearing that’s the problem, it’s the idiots that walk around with the hoods UP.

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