Gail Porter, Is she sexier now she’s bald?
I do not mind admitting it, but when Gail Porter was in her pomp 10 years ago, I wanted to bone her senseless.
10 years on, is Gail Porter still worth shagging? Or does the fact she has lost her hair due to Alopecia killed any masturbation sessions you had planned for one of Scotland’s rare beauties.
Read my unquestionable 6 facts about Gail Porter and Alopecia.
FACT - Gail Porter was gorgeous
FACT - Bald women have an air mystery about them
FACT - Alopecia is increasingly common
FACT - I had a Gail Porter poster on my bedroom wall
FACT - I called MrsCrip Gail one night and asked her to talk with a Scottish accent
FACT - Buying presents for bald women is harder as you cannot get them hair care products or a day out at the hairdressers
Here’s the question, is Gail Porter sexier now that she is bald? Look at the photographic evidence below:
For me anyone who is getting a twitch in the pants over the balder version of Gail is a certified mentalist!
I’m sorry but if the baldy version of Gail said she wanted to shag my brains out, I’d politely decline. Whereas if the Gail Porter without Alopecia and with the nice hair asked me to shag her, I would jump at the chance.
No disrespect to Gail, but bald on women is not beautiful, in facts it’s gross, period!
Alopecia is a nasty old business and on this occasion it did/has robbed me of vital wanking material.
For further details of what Gail Porter has suffered, do look at the following the sites for information on Alopecia and Alopecia treatments.
Wikipedia Alopecia, Alopecia Areata treatments
Written by MrCrip on January 29th, 2008 with
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#1. January 30th, 2008, at 11:36 AM.
My friend, Samantha (Sam) who is a lesbian, said that she “wouldn’t climb over the bald version to get to me”.
As to getting a stiffy. No; too fucking old now. I’d sooner have a hot chip butty.