Free Viagra
Free Viagra? Where you ask? It’s so easy I say, you can get viagra* free of charge from your very own GP!
That’s right, Viagra is free of charge if you ask your Doctor.
So how easy is it to get Viagra from your Doctor? Easy, get yourself down to your Doctor and tell him you have a limp one and that your wife or partner is questioning your commitment to them. What is he going to do, tell you to feck off?
Not likely!
Your friendly GP is going to get printing the prescription sheet which is your pass to a night of fulfilment or a few quid extra if you sell your recent the magic little blue pills to a mate. (Of course that has implications if you get caught)
But here’s the thing, us cripples of the world not only get the little blue pills in greater quantities, we don’t have to a pay a prescription charge either!
Now I wonder how many enterprising disabled men there are? If you have your heads screwed on you cripples could be making a fortune from your able (they need Viagra) bodied mates.
Now if you are thinking that I have great depth of understanding on the subject than you are correct; does that mean that I am selling Viagra? - No, I leave that to the professionals.
? Of course if you haven’t got the bottle to go and see your GP and tell him/her that you cannot get a stiffy, you can always buy Viagra online from UK Registered Doctors. Mind you I only know of this site as I did some research for all the fat munters who need slimming pills; (see fat people blog) it turns out the same site (The Online Clinic) is licensed to sell Viagra online too!
So if you are having problems getting an erection because your bird is fat and minging, you can kill two birds with one stone. First of all you can get Viagra to help you get a hard-on to shag the fat bint; then force feed her the slimming pills!
Hopefully when the slimming pills have kicked-in and she has lost 5 or 6 stone she will look better and you will not need the Viagra as much to get a hard-on as she will no longer be a fat munter!
Life sorted the easy way with MrCrip!
*Prescription fee does apply to those who do not have privileges, such as MrCrip!
Written by MrCrip on April 19th, 2007 with
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