Fat as F#*k? F#*k Right Off!

Bored of racism, bored of Doctor Who (lets be honest who watches that shite anyway), its time to address the epidemic of the 21st century. Flubbery fat people.

Why, may I ask, is it ok for you, a ponsey non-smoker, to come up to me in a beer garden ejoying a cigarette, and tell me to stop smoking, and dont I know how bad it is for my health, and I should think of all the people who have died of cancer.

Yet for some reason it is not considered “ok” for me to go up to some massive fat bird in a resteraunt and say ‘look love for christ’s sake order the fucking salad not the full rack of ribs, dont you know how many people died from heart attacks last year? do you KNOW what cholesterol is? STOP EATING!!!’

How does that work? Its ok for your to tell me what lifestyle decisions I can and cant make but I can’t do the same to you? Look chubby, we’ll both die young, but at least I look fucking cool blowing smoke rings, the same can hardly be said for having to buy 2 plane tickets cause you wont fit into one seat. Christ.

The worst nation of all for this is obvious, the fat ass americans. A nation so fat that they decided ordinary human sized portions werent big enough, so they created the ’super size’ menu. By deliberately increasing their food intake so dramatically (for no apparent reason) they seem to have evolved into some type of new species thats half human, half sperm whale, and it isn’t attractive or healthy. At all.

You would have thought that in a nation where plastic surgery is more prominent than anywhere else in the world, they would be able to sort out the ever-present problem of unattractive people. Yet most of them dont seem to realise that after liposuction, 3 tummy tucks, and a face lift, 320kg is still not a healthy weight for what is essentially… a land mammal.

SORT IT OUT.

I think this sums it up!


Written by MrAngry on November 6th, 2007 with 15 comments.
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Get your own gravatar by visiting gravatar.com MrBlack
#1. November 6th, 2007, at 6:01 PM.

Oi dont slag my blogs. Let’s be honest people care more about who becomes the new Doctor than they do about fat people who are dying for being fat slobs. To hell with them.

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#2. November 6th, 2007, at 6:02 PM.

well who cares about black people? turn off the lights and poof, they’re gone

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#3. November 6th, 2007, at 8:12 PM.

That last comment was a touch hard-core.

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#4. November 6th, 2007, at 10:52 PM.

I think fat people feel bad about being called fat because of confidence issues, its not about you not being allowed to critisize their lifestyle choice, its about personal issues that may have caused the obesity in the first. Place. I’d understand if everybody who whinges on at you about smoking actually came up to you, and spat in your face ‘BECAUSE OF THAT CANCER STICK NOW YOU’RE IMPOTENT’ and punched you in the face, but they dont (as far as I know). Despite this, I do think something should be done about the obesity crisis hitting Britain. Maybe cover fat peoples mouths in clingfilm? Theres no easy solution to this problem which is both economically feasable and morally right. The only thing I can think of is rationing for the obese? So if you weigh over a certain amount you can only get a certain amount of stuff, like in wartime? But even this solution is highly infeasable, and open to abuse.

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#5. November 6th, 2007, at 11:01 PM.

Crap, I have said before FAT PEOPLE should pay more tax, it’s so easy.

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#6. November 7th, 2007, at 7:29 PM.

actually you can still see their eyes. Even i would not go that far, shame on you.

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#7. November 7th, 2007, at 9:44 PM.

I-eat-children is a known racist.

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#8. November 8th, 2007, at 9:50 AM.

look i just eat children, leave me out of it

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#9. November 10th, 2007, at 3:33 AM.

I had to laugh there at Mr Crip telling another off for being hard core and prejudiced when he is exactly this when it concerns fat people…I’m with what Alex said at the beginning of his post….you make it sound Crip like you get people coming over to you all the time telling you off or treating you badly for smoking…which lets face it very rarely happens!! And from this your seriously trying to convince us that the overweight get it easy because they don’t get this treatment which in fairness smokers really don’t get…
I don’t mind anyone voicing their concerns about obesity and even offering in a sensible way ideas or solutions what does bug me however is this hatred and basic bigotry towards those that are fat….and I find its people who are not really interested in finding answers or helping but see an easy target and can’t wait to pounce..
As for other theories like banning people from getting a certain amount of food if they are too heavy or taxing them more are if you pardon the pun just pie in the sky ideas lol. Even if you could implement them (which I think would be impossible without it being extremely unfair to everybody) it would never work!!…but you know what annoys me most the people who suggest these ideas know that themselves which brings me back to my original point these people don’t want real genuine answers what they want is to blame and come up with these half baked ideas that they know will annoy the overweight..just another way of bullying and even in a way unbelieveably trying to punish the fat

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#10. November 10th, 2007, at 8:18 PM.

Gruntled, here’s the thing, you can’t change your colour! But if you have a weight problem you can do something about it, most choose not too!

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#11. November 11th, 2007, at 3:19 AM.

Well here they could use make up to be whiter if they really wanted to make more of an effort…I guess they choose not to aswell?? lol .

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#12. November 11th, 2007, at 5:18 PM.

Gruntled, that’s your lamest comment yet!

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#13. November 11th, 2007, at 6:04 PM.

What’s wrong with you Crip is that your so hung up with your own despising of others you think everyone should be that same as you which is why you fail to register a post that is simply joking when you read it….
Besides I have already out-thought out-argued and basically out-debated you in every degree on this subject of obesity so I fail to see the point in doing it again.

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#14. November 11th, 2007, at 9:16 PM.

Gruntled, you whittled on like a simple minded horse! If only fatties could exercise like you can talk, then there would be no obesity!

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#15. November 12th, 2007, at 2:04 AM.

And you accuse me of lame comments!!

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