Fat as F#*k? F#*k Right Off!
Bored of racism, bored of Doctor Who (lets be honest who watches that shite anyway), its time to address the epidemic of the 21st century. Flubbery fat people.
Why, may I ask, is it ok for you, a ponsey non-smoker, to come up to me in a beer garden ejoying a cigarette, and tell me to stop smoking, and dont I know how bad it is for my health, and I should think of all the people who have died of cancer.
Yet for some reason it is not considered “ok” for me to go up to some massive fat bird in a resteraunt and say ‘look love for christ’s sake order the fucking salad not the full rack of ribs, dont you know how many people died from heart attacks last year? do you KNOW what cholesterol is? STOP EATING!!!’
How does that work? Its ok for your to tell me what lifestyle decisions I can and cant make but I can’t do the same to you? Look chubby, we’ll both die young, but at least I look fucking cool blowing smoke rings, the same can hardly be said for having to buy 2 plane tickets cause you wont fit into one seat. Christ.
The worst nation of all for this is obvious, the fat ass americans. A nation so fat that they decided ordinary human sized portions werent big enough, so they created the ’super size’ menu. By deliberately increasing their food intake so dramatically (for no apparent reason) they seem to have evolved into some type of new species thats half human, half sperm whale, and it isn’t attractive or healthy. At all.
You would have thought that in a nation where plastic surgery is more prominent than anywhere else in the world, they would be able to sort out the ever-present problem of unattractive people. Yet most of them dont seem to realise that after liposuction, 3 tummy tucks, and a face lift, 320kg is still not a healthy weight for what is essentially… a land mammal.
SORT IT OUT.
I think this sums it up!
Written by MrAngry on November 6th, 2007 with
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#1. November 6th, 2007, at 6:01 PM.
Oi dont slag my blogs. Let’s be honest people care more about who becomes the new Doctor than they do about fat people who are dying for being fat slobs. To hell with them.