Fake Disabled Parking Permits - Free Blue Disabled Parking Badges
Well the so called able-bodied members of the community are covering themselves in glory yet again obtaining fake blue badges! Why the hell anyone would want to pretend to be disabled is beyond me, but low and behold there is a ‘perk’ to be being disabled at least for drivers, and especially drivers in London.

Disabled People get free parking - Except those disabled people unlucky enough to live in the shit hole that is Havant, (see my previous blog on the tosspots from Havant Council)
Except those disabled people unlucky enough to live in the shit hole that is Havant, (see my previous blog on the tosspots from ) Cars displaying a Disabled parking permit cannot be clamped - Yes, piss off you scummy car clampers, I have a disabled parking badge! Can there be a worse job in the world, I would rather a rotting corpse then be a car clamper.
London Disabled Parking Holders are exempt from the congestion charge
It appears that illegal badges are being traded on Ebay for £1,500 and the criminal fraternity are breaking into cars to get a blue badge - I ask you how sick is that?
First off, why the hell is eBay allowed to get away with the shit they do? If ran a shop that sold fake ID, do you think it would be long before I had a visit from Chief Inspector Nasty Bastard? Not on your life, so how and why do eBay get away with breaking the rules and allow this illegal shit to be traded via its network?
Disabled Parking Permits are handed out like sweets!
If you want my honest opinion, it is too easy for people to get hold of a disabled parking badge. Note I did not say ‘disabled people’; well that is because in my opinion there are a minority of disabled people that actually deserve the privilege of a disabled parking permit.
Tighter Controls for Disabled Parking Badges
Without question, there should far more stringent checks when people apply for a blue badge, the system is open for abuse, here are some of the questions you may be asked by your local authority when applying for a blue disabled parking badge.
Please answer the following questions in Yes/No format
- Are you old - Yes/No
- Are you disabled - Yes/No
- Are you a fat lazy bastard who is abusing the fact they cannot be bothered to lose weight - Yes/No
Well done for completing your disabled parking badge application. If you answered yes to any of the above questions we will be sending you disabled parking badge very shortly and as an added bonus you can get a free car lease with Motability.
Did you know most local authorities place a disclaimer at the base of all successful blue badge completions, it reads something like this:
Please note, the disabled parking badge that we have attached is a complete waste of time for any genuine disabled person simply for the fact that we give away so many of these things that there are never any disabled parking spaces for those that need them.
The whole system sucks, there is mass abuse! There are too many people that have blue badges that should not have them and it is about time that something was done about it.
As far as I am concerned there is a select list of disabled peolple that truly require a disabled parking permit. I have marked what disabilities I think worthy of a blue badge, the rest of you can stop pretending and get over it!
Physical disability
- Mobility impairment
- Clubfoot - YES, DESERVING
- Paralysis - YES, DESERVING
- Amputation - YES, DESERVING
- Multiple sclerosis - YES, DESERVING
- Parkinson’s disease - YES, DESERVING
- Cerebral Palsy - YES, DESERVING
- Muscular dystrophy - YES, DESERVING
- Arthritis - ONLY SEVERE CASES
- Rheumatoid arthritis - YES, DESERVING
- Osteoarthritis - YES, DESERVING
- Stroke - YES, DESERVING
- Spina Bifida - YES, DESERVING
- Visual Impairment
- Blindness - YES, DESERVING
- Low vision - NO
- Color blindness - NO
- Cataract - NO
- Hearing impairment - NO
Chronic disease
-
- Cancer - YES, DESERVING
- Autoimmune disease- YES, DESERVING
- AIDS - NO
- Multiple sclerosis - ONLY SEVERE CASES
- Renal failure - YES, DESERVING
- Fibrosis - YES, DESERVING
- Tuberculosis - YES, DESERVING
- Diabetes - NO
- Hypoglycemia - NO
- Chronic fatigue syndrome - NO
- Dysautonomia - NO
- Fibromyalgia - NO
- Spinal cord injury - YES, DESERVING
- Traumatic brain injury - YES, DESERVING
Mental disability
-
- Fetal alcohol syndrome - NO
- Learning disability - NO
- Alzheimer’s disease - NO
- Phobia - NO
- Agoraphobia - NO
- Acrophobia - NO
- Aleurophobia - NO
- Anxiety disorder - NO
- Depression - NO
- Bipolar disorder - NO
- Obsessive compulsive disorder - NO
- Schizophrenia - NO
- Neurosis - NO
Developmental disability
-
- Dyslexia - NO
- Down syndrome - NO
- Attention deficit disorder and ADHD - NO
- Hyperactivity - NO
- Autism - NO
- Mental Retardation - NO
Other disabilities
-
- Substance abuse - NO
- Alcoholism - NO
- Nicotine addiction - NO
- Drug abuse - NO (LET THEM DIE)
- Cluster Headaches - NO
- Senility - NO
Do you disagree with me? You tell me what disability or ailment constitutes as relevant to holding a blue badge? Add your comment and argue the toss with MrCrip.
As for you eejits who are making money from producing the false badges - good enterprise, but ultimately shame on you.
Written by MrCrip on April 5th, 2007 with
98 comments.
Do you agree with
MrCrip? Do you hate the diatribe on MrCrip? Who cares? Read more
Disability Views and Save the UK.


#1. September 17th, 2007, at 12:20 PM.
May I just ask why a person suffering from AIDS (in your eyes) doesn’t deserve a badge? A person suffering from AIDS will most likely have a number of crippling illnesses as part of their disease (blindness being one of them) and it is a tragic and fatal illness, no less so than cancer.
Thanks for reading.
B