Drought - It’s Time To Stop Paying Water Companies
Drought, what drought - Here is the new definition of drought according to Crips English Dictionary.
Drought: Southern Water and Thames Water shareholders not taking enough in the way of dividends!
I was so pissed off after hearing on Talk Sport recently how the relentless spin machine of Thames Water already spouting their bullshit about how we are going to have the hottest summer ever in 2007 and that we are fucked for water.
For Fuck’s sake talk about getting the disclaimer in early. We won’t mention our inedaquate planning!
Talking of companies spouting bullshit, did the gas and electric companies not say the current winter was going to be one of the coldest on record? I think the utility companies all use the same PR Company, they must do as they all seem to be full of the same shit.
How long are the British Public going to put up with this shit? When are the British Public going to start making a stand and start standing up for ourselves?
I just paid host to a guy from the States for a month who lives in Utah. He was shocked to hear that we were in the midst of a drought. For fucks sake it more or less rained everyday that he was here! He lives near a desert, the word drought was not even in his dictionary.
Seriously, it has rained so much since September, that I have thought of getting a submarine each time I go out. There has been plenty of water falling - The problem is the water companies can’t be arsed to capture it sufficiently, and there lies the problem.
Instead of flushing water straight back out to sea as soon as it is collected, why is it not, captured, treated and then used?
It’s the scare tactics that fucks me off:
- Don’t flush your toilet
- Don’t wash your teeth
- Don’t water your plants
- Don’t have a bath
- Try not to get your clothes ditry
- Try and share a bath
- Don’t drink
In fact why don’t the Southern based Water Companies just say - STOP USING OUR FUCKING WATER!
Stand Pipes, now theres a thing: Trust me, as soon as Southern Water can they will be enforcing us to use them, the executives are chomping at the bit for it. Their teams were setting up the collection points all around last summer. Oh boy are we going to be in for a shock.
Well as soon as that happens, here’s what we should do.
STOP PAYING OUR FUCKING WATER BILLS
When the time comes that Southern Water stops the supply, it has to be a two-way thing - We should stop their supply of cash and fuck them where the sun doesn’t shine.
If I live in such a rain starved area of the world, why is it that 20 miles down the road, people are not affected by drought orders?
Simple, because those lucky bastards do not come under the remit of Southern Cunting Water. And here’s another question, if water is that short in Sussex, Surrey, Kent & London, why the fuck cannot we source water from the surrounding areas??
I’ll tell you why, because of the greedy way that Southern Water and the rest of the privately run water companies work for greed and profit and not the people.
Well fuck that shit, who’s with me? They stop the water, we stop paying their bills!
Written by MrCrip on January 13th, 2007 with
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