Diana-Just Die

Now I for one am getting sick and tired of looking at the front page of the newspaper and seeing more and more of a shitty waste of time inquest on how the poor bitch died.

For one thing, I couldnt give a rats arse. Sure she did a lot of good things for a lot of good people but when it boils down to it, she was sleeping with a damn muslim I wouldnt be surprised if she blew herself up! I for one am bored to the brink of joining the faith myself just so I can personally bomb the Sun into the chav pit it is shaping the country into.

The F*ckers at The Sun repeat thier damn stories day in, day out and half the time get it wrong and word it so that even the thick majority of this lovley chavish c*untry can read it.

Well here is my message to The Sun and anyone that actually cares about the inquest of “Princess” Diana.

Feck off and give us something decent to read!

Written by MrBlack on February 19th, 2008 with 6 comments.


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#1. February 20th, 2008, at 1:01 AM.

I am not sure I agree with MrBlack on this one, here’s why:

- Princess Diana was murdered and we have a right to find out what happened.
- Regardless of whether Dodi Fayed was a Muslim or not is irrelevant; the fact is Dodi Fayed was murdered along with Princess Diana
- I want to distance myself from getting a fatwa
- Princess Diana, 10 years after her death is still headline news, her legacy will never go away
- Prince Charles shags a woman who looks like a horse; in reality he is practicing the art of beastiality because he likes to shag pig ugly animals. I think the pig-ugly woman is behind all of this
- I’m gutted Princess Diana died, she had promised me a shag as part of her work for charity!

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#2. February 20th, 2008, at 10:22 AM.

I heard a rumour that the “Sun” is going to print a piece of “news” everyday somewhere inside the paper and the first person to find it and phone in gets a free seat for life at any of the inquests now, and in future years, of the inquests into how Diana died. Fascinating!

Lets face it. We just could NOT, in any way shape or form, have a “King of The British Empire” and “Protector of the Faiths” who had a half-cast, muslim half brother on the throne! Bloody bad show that, eh what, chap? You ask Dukey!

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#3. February 20th, 2008, at 10:25 AM.

Mr crip - Just heard on the grapevine that Camilla has put a fattywa on you for calling her a pig-ugly woman. I didn’t know that you could have a ‘contract’ put out on you for telling the truth. You live and learn! Well, not in your case if the hitmen find you…..

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#4. February 20th, 2008, at 10:26 AM.

Her parents have a right to know what happened, personally I couldnt give a shit how she died.
Government plots are very interesting and all,but in this case it isnt really worth it.

The main point was to say the sun newspaper is the biggest load of shit I have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes upon!

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#5. February 20th, 2008, at 2:04 PM.

Don’t read it then.

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#6. February 20th, 2008, at 8:55 PM.

I don’t actually read the Sun, I only buy it cos it’s cheaper that toilet paper. The Sun really does shine out of my arse!

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