David Bryants Bowling Tips
Just looking over David Bryant’s bowling tips we have noticed a vague similarity of David comparing his tips to sex, the reason in saying this is because of the simple fact that everything he has wrote can be converted to sex. So was he actually talking about sex or bowls. You decide, below are some comparisons of what we think he was actually wanting to say
1. Never be afraid of experimentation.
2. Always concentrate on control – line and length.
3. Try different sizes, weights and bias before buying a set of bowls. If uncertain, ask a coach or experienced player to help you choose.
4. Accidents are the result of poor preparation. Ensure that every detail is right each time you walk on the green.
5. Remove tension with inner calmness to ensure your delivery is always relaxed, smooth and flowing
6. Always be ready to move that mat and jack around if your opponent is less adaptable than you.
7. When tiredness creeps in skills seep out. So always have a little carbohydrate food and a drink in your bowls bag.
8. No matter how long the match, believe you can keep trying longer than your opponent, stay unwaveringly patient and hang on until he breaks down.
9. A true professional in any sport must remain cool, unemotional in the application of his shots yet be sensitive enough to raise his game in a critical situation.
10. If you feel tension taking control, walk up the green, study the head with full concentration and soothe your nerves by using breathing as you calmly walk back to the mat. Make your mind take control of your body and then play your shot.
Ok now this is are take on what David Bryant was actually trying to say
1. Never be afraid of trying new sexual positions or sexual toys.
2. When you are having sex you must have full concentration – point and poke
3. Try having sex with different sizes, weights and biases before you consider settling down
4. Make sure you are ready for sexual encounters or you may have a little accident in your pants
5. Keep at it all night long to help relieve tension
6. If you feel your self about to ejaculate be ready to run away and jack off
7. When tiredness creeps in semen seeps out. So always remember to take a little Viagra
8. No matter how long your partner wants to continue, you must keep going until they’ve had enough.
9. Don’t let emotions get involved when having sex, but be sensitive enough to give them a kiss down below
10. If you feel your are about to finish earlier than expected take a break and go and watch some porn.
As you see above there are some uncanny similarities, we have only taken 10 into account but you can find David Bryant’s full list here , you will notice most of what he is talking about is sex. So are these really bowling tips or sex tips?
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Written by Digiboyz on April 28th, 2008 with
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Erminator
#1. April 29th, 2008, at 10:34 PM.
I am sickened how you have portrayed this. David Bryant is a gentleman and you have no right putting this kind of bilge into the public domain.